Going to stop being nice

[andyhinch]

Bumped into an elderly lady doing a big shop, she was on sticks and I thought she lived a few doors down the road, offered to carry her bags 2 miles later, I've got a long walk home, and no not even a reach around before you ask.

 

[malg]

Did you get to 'case' the house?

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

The elderly lady walked 2 miles on sticks to the shop?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

You know the rules....... pictures....

 

[Sir peace frog]

The elderly lady walked 2 miles on sticks to the shop?

no she drove :)

 

[2sheikhs]

Did you not even apologise for bumping into her?

 

[BlueHammer85]

Next time. Remove the sticks and bum her. Pleasure yourself with that thought in the mean time

 

[its a Barm]

Stopped being nice years ago , it's great.

 

[the god Gerry Gow]

Old fuckers are the worst.

Compulsory euthanasia for the over 65s would get rid of the moaning twats n save the country a fortune. Result

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Had you done up like a kipper....reminds me of those Two Old Gits from Harry Enfield and friends

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

Bumped into an elderly lady doing a big shop, she was on sticks and I thought she lived a few doors down the road, offered to carry her bags 2 miles later, I've got a long walk home, and no not even a reach around before you ask.

Did you bum her?

Hope you at least got a cuppa.

 

[stony]

Old fuckers are the worst.

Compulsory euthanasia for the over 65s would get rid of the moaning twats n save the country a fortune. Result

The biggest mistake the government ever made was cracking down on smoking. They should be encouraging it. The taxes on tobacco used to pay for the NHS 5 times over. The added benefit is that the majority of smokers died before reaching a pensionable age, so need to pay em a pension. NHS would be better funded and the huge black hole in the pension pot would be filled in no time.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Stopped being nice years ago , it's great.

Rag !!!

 

[whitenoise]

Well, how did you get on, are you seeing her again?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

He's in a queue just behind rughead.

 

[Sleeping_Easy]

The biggest mistake the government ever made was cracking down on smoking. They should be encouraging it. The taxes on tobacco used to pay for the NHS 5 times over. The added benefit is that the majority of smokers died before reaching a pensionable age, so need to pay em a pension. NHS would be better funded and the huge black hole in the pension pot would be filled in no time.

 

[SilvaDreamachine]

last time i was nice his name was finn....she put my name on his birth certificate

 

[DiscoSteve]

The biggest mistake the government ever made was cracking down on smoking. They should be encouraging it. The taxes on tobacco used to pay for the NHS 5 times over. The added benefit is that the majority of smokers died before reaching a pensionable age, so need to pay em a pension. NHS would be better funded and the huge black hole in the pension pot would be filled in no time.

Yeah but those extremely talented chaps at The Christie are getting rather good at saving people - and it costs a fortune, so a double whammy for the NHS and pension pots

 

[Barcon]

last time i was nice his name was finn....she put my name on his birth certificate

That's my sisters kids name. You'r name better not be Greg.

 

[SilvaDreamachine]

That's my sisters kids name. You'r name better not be Greg.

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