Good honest yoonited reveiws on amazon

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One of our forums more acerbic posters has been amuzing himself with some reviews on amazon. I know he wouldnt dream of self publicising his other work on here so ill do it for him as it is TRUE comedy Gold and needs to be seen...

Sorry if posted before


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Very funny.

Loved the Rubiks cube one..

I'm a bit dissapointed with this product. I was expecting all the sides to be the same so we could win all the time, but it appears that Nick Humby / Sir Alex have not given the financial inducements to the factory to make this happen. I've not been this upset since my SAF egg-timer resulted in me hard-boiling my eggs for 25 minutes instead of 6.


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Love this one :

Champ20ns 2012!, 3 Jun 2012
This review is from: Manchester United: Season Review 2011/12 [DVD] (DVD)
City might have "won" the title but you can't buy class. This dvd shows a resurgent united bringing their winning mentality and years of title winning experience to bear upon a championship rightly regarded as their own as city crumble and "do a Newcastle". Ever since football history was invented in 1992 united have endeared themselves to fans all over the world with their squad of local lads raised in their academy to become champions - winning the "right" way. The mark of champions is there for all to see in this fine dvd as they blast 4 past Everton and two past Blackburn at the theatre of dreams, and of course the epic last day one goal demolition of Sunderland. If nothing else this dvd proves that at least your granny and wife are safe for 97 minutes of each week while Giggsy and Rooney are playing football, and if it wasn't for a string of injuries we would have won plenty - bring on next season.
 
oakiecokie said:
Love this one :

Champ20ns 2012!, 3 Jun 2012
This review is from: Manchester United: Season Review 2011/12 [DVD] (DVD)
City might have "won" the title but you can't buy class. This dvd shows a resurgent united bringing their winning mentality and years of title winning experience to bear upon a championship rightly regarded as their own as city crumble and "do a Newcastle". Ever since football history was invented in 1992 united have endeared themselves to fans all over the world with their squad of local lads raised in their academy to become champions - winning the "right" way. The mark of champions is there for all to see in this fine dvd as they blast 4 past Everton and two past Blackburn at the theatre of dreams, and of course the epic last day one goal demolition of Sunderland. If nothing else this dvd proves that at least your granny and wife are safe for 97 minutes of each week while Giggsy and Rooney are playing football, and if it wasn't for a string of injuries we would have won plenty - bring on next season.

That one had me for a moment. Love it.
 
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Another few here.
 
This is funny ;

By chaz - See all my reviews= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars
This review is from: Photo Jigsaw Puzzle of Manchester United v FC Porto from Manchester United (Toy)
I big nited fan I bin wait long time for jigsaw of my hiros Davik Gal and blian glags I dont know who woman is I find this 1 I buy it. I hav tell you i much fun I hav. tak my 3 week but I enjoy all. I got flee deliver at Singapore.
 
Eggsellent (see the egg-timer comment).

Well worth a read for a quick giggle, some fun comments.
 

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