Google assistant

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I know that Alexa is called Alexa. So I asked "ok Google what is your name?"

She replied "Google assistant".

So I then asked "ok Google, what is my name?"

"Your name is knob Cheese" she replied.

Dunno why she called me that ?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Maybe your knob smells of cheese in the morning;-)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Maybe your knob smells of cheese in the morning;-)

Is she so intelligent she also has a sense of smell drone?

 

[brooklandsblue2.0]

More boys club teenage “humour”

 

[kaz7]

Well that made me laugh anyway

 

[kaz7]

Maybe your knob smells of cheese in the morning;-)

What is he doing to it in the nght ffs

 

[Kompany Car]

Believe the software uses the name that your friends have you listed as on their phones.

Don’t shoot the messenger!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

What is he doing to it in the nght ffs

My Baybel has been smelling a bit cheddar gorge like recently Kaz. It's not as though I don't shower, and I don't eat cheese for supper.

I must admit it amuses me no end when she calls me knob cheese in her posh voice.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

My Baybel has been smelling a bit cheddar gorge like recently Kaz. It's not as though I don't shower, and I don't eat cheese for supper.

I must admit it amuses me no end when she calls me knob cheese in her posh voice.

All joking aside pal it could be chlamydia or gonorrhoea. You should go to a sexual health clinic ASAP.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

All joking aside pal it could be chlamydia or gonorrhoea. You should go to a sexual health clinic ASAP.

I've already booked an appointment, reluctantly I must add. It's not so much having an STD I'd be embarrassed about. I'm not gonna feel too comfortable if a doctor or a nurse starts grimacing and holding their nose if it smells.