Google assistant

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Don't you just command it by voice?


I do like the gooogle maps where have you been feature as it has told me my movements in the hours that are missing from most weekend piss ups.

Always fun to know I have woken up in hyde and glossop off a bus/train a few times and then walked back to gorton over a 3 hr period

Of course I command it by voice.

I've been called knob cheese at least a dozen times today already, and a few times more probably this evening to amuse my tiny mind; )

 

[kaz7]

After all the moaning this last few years?

I prefer moaning

 

[DTeacher]

I prefer moaning

I prefer the afternoon.

Oh...

 

[kaz7]

I prefer the afternoon.

Oh...

Listen very carefully,i'll say this only once..

 

[Barcon]

Is this the 50 quid thread?

 

[BimboBob]

Is this the 50 quid thread?

I fucking hope so.

 

[mat]

I’m glad I don’t have Alexa or Google Assistant. The only people I want to know about my cheesy bell are the hungry tramps around Piccadilly Gardens.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"Ok Google what is my name?"

"Your name is knob cheese".

Lol: )

 

[mat]

"Ok Google what is my name?"

"Your name is knob cheese".

Lol: )

Mine is Bing Bong lazy train ****

 

[BimboBob]

If I had one of these lovely recording devices it would call me hairy footed hobbit ****.