Google assistant

[BlueMoonRisin’]

If I had one of these lovely recording devices it would call me hairy footed hobbit ****.

Just long press your home screen button and say what you want to be called.... She'll be calling you a hairy footed hobbit **** in no time mate, in her sexiest posh voice too Bimbly Bob Bob ; )

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Just went on Facebook and got a big ad for Dairylea! Spying cunts.

At least it wasn’t for the clap clinic like BMR

 

[BimboBob]

Just long press your home screen button and say what you want to be called.... She'll be calling you a hairy footed hobbit **** in no time mate, in her sexiest posh voice too Bimbly Bob Bob ; )

If only I had one of these voices. I'll stick to the ones in my head mate.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I've been reading this thread and I have cum to the conclusion that the dirty bastard has been putting his cock somewhere he shouldn't

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've been reading this thread and I have cum to the conclusion that the dirty bastard has been putting his cock somewhere he shouldn't

I haven't Bigg fella, honest. And I haven't got any cheese in the fridge either. Last block of cheddar went mouldy on me...... That sounds wrong. Not mouldy on me, mouldy in my fridge.

Google assistant must know this as there's not much gets past her. She called me knob cheese again this morning. She's such a pleasant and endearing lady, I think I love her; )

 

[kaz7]

My name would be no dick kaz

This fred is still here

It's a miracle