Gordon Ramsey...I have been waiting for this day

Am I the only one who, when they watch him on some TV show, swearing like f*ck at people and going f*cking mental about things just feels like saying "Gordon, you're making a bit of grub, you're not solving the problems in the Middle East or curing cancer, you're cooking someone their dinner. If it all goes tits up they'll grab a kebab or a pizza on the way home, chill the f*ck out and grasp your place in the scheme of things"?!!
 
I've always called him Gordon "fucking" Ramsey, looks like the fucking has took on a new meaning.

Grade A twat who's bullied his way up.
 
Makes me snigger when he does those crap ads for his wank friday night show and he's being all 'up' like a kids tv presenter, what a fake this moron is. He's a man who does a bit of cooking, big fucking deal. He needs a slap.
 
like de niro, one of my mates was one of the "trawler boys" in the faroes. he came back with a very funny story of Ramsey being caught on film with....erm.... let's say a mouthful!! this was told to them after one of them asked the tabloid reporter if there was any story that they knew about that they could'nt run. Apparently the film is out there!!
 
We went to see him today, he was actually really good (for the half hour we saw him). He was making jokes about his affair, so I doubt it's true.
 
quiet_riot said:
We went to see him today, he was actually really good (for the half hour we saw him). He was making jokes about his affair, so I doubt it's true.
Reverse psychology. Make a joke about an allegation, and people will think; "Oh. He's making fun of those reports. It can't be true then." You don't really believe that, do you?
 
jimharri said:
quiet_riot said:
We went to see him today, he was actually really good (for the half hour we saw him). He was making jokes about his affair, so I doubt it's true.
Reverse psychology. Make a joke about an allegation, and people will think; "Oh. He's making fun of those reports. It can't be true then." You don't really believe that, do you?


Don't know. Not arsed really, it's the missus and her mum who fawn over him...
 
quiet_riot said:
jimharri said:
quiet_riot said:
We went to see him today, he was actually really good (for the half hour we saw him). He was making jokes about his affair, so I doubt it's true.
Reverse psychology. Make a joke about an allegation, and people will think; "Oh. He's making fun of those reports. It can't be true then." You don't really believe that, do you?


Don't know. Not arsed really, it's the missus and her mum who fawn over him...
Hmm. I'd prefer to fawn over this cook instead.
celebrity_rachel.jpg

Rachel Allen. I could live with a nice sunday roast off her!
 
jimharri said:
quiet_riot said:
jimharri said:
quiet_riot said:
We went to see him today, he was actually really good (for the half hour we saw him). He was making jokes about his affair, so I doubt it's true.
Reverse psychology. Make a joke about an allegation, and people will think; "Oh. He's making fun of those reports. It can't be true then." You don't really believe that, do you?


Don't know. Not arsed really, it's the missus and her mum who fawn over him...
Hmm. I'd prefer to fawn over this cook instead.
celebrity_rachel.jpg

Rachel Allen. I could live with a nice sunday roast off her!


She was at the good food show too, but I'd never heard of her!
 
charliebigspuds said:
like de niro, one of my mates was one of the "trawler boys" in the faroes. he came back with a very funny story of Ramsey being caught on film with....erm.... let's say a mouthful!! this was told to them after one of them asked the tabloid reporter if there was any story that they knew about that they could'nt run. Apparently the film is out there!!

can you not elaborate on this "very funny story"
 

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