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He looks like he's been dragged through a hedge, backwards. Get yer bleedin' hair cut, you soppy Brummie
Grealish v Bernardo head tennis
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Worth it for the VAR pisstake
ChicagoBlue
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A few takeaways:
1) Jack ffs, get a haircut you fanny!
2) Ederson’s nonchalant “looks like I don’t give a fuck” quotient appears incapable of rising above 3 out of 10, even when his competitive juices are clearly at 9!
2.5) That’s our fucking GOALKEEPER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
3) #Together isn’t just an internet meme for promoting videos.
4) Bernardo looks like a late 60’s bearded Paul McCartney, but plays his music with everything EXCEPT his hands!
5) Who would pay to see a David vs Bernardo “All Silva” Final?
6) City have been playing “head tennis/volleyball” since the olden days when their “indoor gym” had a net across the middle.
7) Bernardo looks like not only the biggest clown in the group, but the whole package: Personality, Skill, with a heaping helping of shithousery!! And, that video with his partner and their dog makes him look and sound like the kind of guy who will never want for friends or companionship.
In short, Bernardo is not only unstoppable on current form and work rate, but he looks like A Boss…not only on the field, but off it, too!
1) Jack ffs, get a haircut you fanny!
2) Ederson’s nonchalant “looks like I don’t give a fuck” quotient appears incapable of rising above 3 out of 10, even when his competitive juices are clearly at 9!
2.5) That’s our fucking GOALKEEPER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
3) #Together isn’t just an internet meme for promoting videos.
4) Bernardo looks like a late 60’s bearded Paul McCartney, but plays his music with everything EXCEPT his hands!
5) Who would pay to see a David vs Bernardo “All Silva” Final?
6) City have been playing “head tennis/volleyball” since the olden days when their “indoor gym” had a net across the middle.
7) Bernardo looks like not only the biggest clown in the group, but the whole package: Personality, Skill, with a heaping helping of shithousery!! And, that video with his partner and their dog makes him look and sound like the kind of guy who will never want for friends or companionship.
In short, Bernardo is not only unstoppable on current form and work rate, but he looks like A Boss…not only on the field, but off it, too!
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m7mcfc
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Exactly can you think of another keeper that played for us that would be any good at this. Bravo maybe?
Impeccable One
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Not sure about that … for every three balls that went in his direction, two went past him … not great stats for head tennis [emoji23]
A Mario v Bernardo match might be fun, especially with Mario’s off the shoulder drop shots … he could also give it out in the shithousery stakes !
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How easy did Bernardo make that look. Grealish is working his nuts off and Bernardo just nods it back. Outrageous skill and technique on show.
Used to love a bit of head tennis myself back in my school years. Was going well until one sat up a treat and I caught a full volley that went straight through one of those big fuck off windows. Load of kids outside got showered with glass. I did make a run for it but my pals grassed me up and I got the bill for a new window. The old man was was not impressed when I presented that to him.
Used to love a bit of head tennis myself back in my school years. Was going well until one sat up a treat and I caught a full volley that went straight through one of those big fuck off windows. Load of kids outside got showered with glass. I did make a run for it but my pals grassed me up and I got the bill for a new window. The old man was was not impressed when I presented that to him.
trevorriley
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one of bernards inspirations
jack doesnt need haircut, needs a top not or headband back in, be shite if the whole team had the same haircut
bernard acts typically as he does on the pitch, makes it all look simple. Kyle looks right excited by it, imagine him giving it a go.
jack doesnt need haircut, needs a top not or headband back in, be shite if the whole team had the same haircut
bernard acts typically as he does on the pitch, makes it all look simple. Kyle looks right excited by it, imagine him giving it a go.
I'm sure Jack says "I just beat Walks" at one point. Wonder if this was some sort of a final.
The skill on them both is insane.
Bernardo's so consistent and simple, just cheerfully working the angles like it's super-easy for him. Must be so frustrating to play against as he just handles everything with ease.
And Jack's showing off his range...the delicate touch at any angle, the volleys, that improvised one backwards over his head late on. Really lovely stuff.
Such fun to watch. The VAR piss take is hilarious, but mostly I just love to see our players being happy and talented and competitive and getting on. Great vibes, top of the league, what more could we ask for.
The skill on them both is insane.
Bernardo's so consistent and simple, just cheerfully working the angles like it's super-easy for him. Must be so frustrating to play against as he just handles everything with ease.
And Jack's showing off his range...the delicate touch at any angle, the volleys, that improvised one backwards over his head late on. Really lovely stuff.
Such fun to watch. The VAR piss take is hilarious, but mostly I just love to see our players being happy and talented and competitive and getting on. Great vibes, top of the league, what more could we ask for.
trevorriley
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yep, top of the league and a normal punch of lads playing footy.. Not a bunch of head up arses over paid players like over the road.
JRockBlues
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There's a snippet of Kyle & Jack facing off on the Inside City video available on the City website.
Mancity1980
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Does anyone remember the gridiron face off between Richards and Lescott? That was hilarious.