urmston
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I am so excited.
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Great British Pottery Throw Down.
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Clevers
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The next in the series will be "The Great British Housework Challenge".
TheBlueDune
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Washed Up or Washed Out?
Crease Me Up - Championship ironing
Monkey tennis anybody?
Crease Me Up - Championship ironing
Monkey tennis anybody?
bluethrunthru
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Monkey Tennis indeed !
We have been through home makeover and garden makeover fads and now everything is a fucking competition - my neighbour was a competitor on the Landscape Artist of the year a couple of weeks ago FFS.
Whats next fucking Stool of the Day? Challenge to get up and have the first shit of the day - then pundits and experts go through the product analysing the quality, giving marks for style and deducting points for doping - like needing the first fag of the day or a black coffee to instigate proceedings? A draw can be settled by a post lunch replay with a special comp like hot spot sprints in cycling for anybody with the trots needing to make several visits in the day.
We have been through home makeover and garden makeover fads and now everything is a fucking competition - my neighbour was a competitor on the Landscape Artist of the year a couple of weeks ago FFS.
Whats next fucking Stool of the Day? Challenge to get up and have the first shit of the day - then pundits and experts go through the product analysing the quality, giving marks for style and deducting points for doping - like needing the first fag of the day or a black coffee to instigate proceedings? A draw can be settled by a post lunch replay with a special comp like hot spot sprints in cycling for anybody with the trots needing to make several visits in the day.
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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The Great British Hard Day and Night Drinking Throw Up!