Great sayings..

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  1. nimrod

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    "Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car "
     
  2. EnzoMCFC

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    More than 3 shakes is a wank
     
  3. mikemcfc

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    "They hate us cus they ain't us."
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  4. nw42

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    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
     
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  5. lefty goldblatt

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    Not in my lifetime........hahaha
     
  6. Bigg Bigg Blue

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    If you ever catch a cat asleep, piss in it's ear.
     
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  7. Bigg Bigg Blue

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    Half the lies I tell are not true.
     
  8. The second mouse gets the cheese.
    Fortune favours the brave
     
  9. i8rags

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    1, Prior preparation, prevents piss poor performance.

    2, I’m going to see a man about a dog.
     
  10. dickie davies

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