Great sayings..

Blue_eyes

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An old work colleague of the wife,when asked about male acquaintances at a works do,said,with fag in one hand and pint in tother, look luv,I have had "enough cock to make a handrail from here to fcking London"!!
 

Big mals fedora

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An old painter & decorator I sometimes worked with used to have a great social life, earnt plenty & went out, spent it & enjoyed it. He used to say , if anyone asked him if he put any away, “nah, shrouds don’t have pockets”.
 

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