Great sayings..

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

My dad used to say to me... " In one ear, out the other.."

Tell a bloke and it's in one ear, out the other. Tell a woman and it's in one ear and out the gob.

 

[richardtheref]

A fovourite of mine from round our way. "I wish my cock was as thick as you".

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It's only wrong if you get caught

 

[Jung the foreman]

Not exactly a saying but my father loved telling me it.

‘Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that man's father is my father's son.’

Surely he is looking in a mirror.

 

[Vicious111]

He who dies with the most money is still dead

 

[Blue_eyes]

An old work colleague of the wife,when asked about male acquaintances at a works do,said,with fag in one hand and pint in tother, look luv,I have had "enough cock to make a handrail from here to fcking London"!!

 

[Bill Walker]

You'd forget your balls if they weren't in a bag..

 

[Big mals fedora]

An old painter & decorator I sometimes worked with used to have a great social life, earnt plenty & went out, spent it & enjoyed it. He used to say , if anyone asked him if he put any away, “nah, shrouds don’t have pockets”.

 

[TFC]

Probably mentioned, but one of my faves -

He/she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

That's about as much use as the popes dick.