Greatest Opening Lyric Of Any Song

Not strictly a song but one from the very wonderful John Cooper Clarke

I fell in love with an alien being
who's skin was jelly who's teeth were green
She had the big bug eyes
and the death ray glare
 
Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
 
A little bit of Manfred Mann

Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Try'na make the other side
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Try'na make herself a bride
 
Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
you take the biscuit, or should that be half biscuit.

I’d forgotten about this little beauty, (back to the D.H.S.S album)

“I hate Nerys Hughs”
 

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