Greeting customers in a shop.....

[urban genie]

People clapping for no reason is weird.

our flights to turkey from birmingham when landed in Antalya and brum about 10-12 people on each flight clapped, strange Ryan air generation fuckers

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Thankfully I didn't go in!
Took a couple of teenagers and I sat outside on the comfy chairs as they waited in line and went in

Teenagers? And you’re called Phil?

 

[mexico1970]

I'd be clapping the customers that were that open to being fleeced ;)

 

[madloaf]

Its a good way for management to confirm that none of the employees are carrying a weapon today.

 

[Blue Mist]

Hey guys, how YOU doin', ain't this fantastic. Great havin' you here, I'm Misty and I'm here to look after you. Let's go extra large and really treat ourselves, this is so great. Now, what colour coffin were you after ?

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I went to Coach to buy a present for my girlfriend and they do the opposite. They make you queue outside no matter how many people are in there. They had one customer and the security guard still stopped me from going in. I hate these shops that play bullshit games to try and seem exclusive.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

The self-checkouts at Morrisons tell you it's been nice to see you. I preferred it when humans didnt mean it.

 

[aguero93:20]

American companies, cults.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Even this is cringy

 

[Kompany Car]

People clapping for no reason is weird.

our flights to turkey from birmingham when landed in Antalya and brum about 10-12 people on each flight clapped, strange Ryan air generation fuckers

Fuckers never flew DanAir on a cast off 727 with patched up wings. They would have been clapping then when it landed.

Was the late 70s/80s equivalent of taking a ride in an Oceangate Submarine.