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Guess mancini's punishment
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tommyducks
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Life imprisonment at least.
MonsallBlue
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Whatever Baconface recommends
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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Just heard ScotsPLJ's explanation - "I wanted to make a substitution!" Jeez, so you grab the ball and stop the other team taking a quick thrown in. If you knew anything Moyes, and had done yer homework, you'd know that our throw-in would have landed at an EFC player's foot!
Be interesting to see if a ban follows, FOR BOTH OF 'EM! 'Spect the FA will sting 'em for a few bob. Don't the FA just love money!
Be interesting to see if a ban follows, FOR BOTH OF 'EM! 'Spect the FA will sting 'em for a few bob. Don't the FA just love money!
Pigeonho
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Gimp ball in mouth, ala pulp fiction, then heart attack bastard, (Taggart), inflicting a certain degree of anal pain using a stick of Salami. All equipment will be provided free of charge by the FA, of course and then they'll hand Taggart the title even if Arsenal pip them to it. Its guaranteed!
Wrighty Wrexham
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Angermanagement course and 3 points on his licence!
Ntini77
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Castration
We will be docked 10 points, as will Villa and Spurs for merely being associated with ourselves because we are challenging for the top four. Leaving the way nicely for Liverpool and the restoration of the FAs beloved big four.
bizzbo
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there'll be separate punishments for club and manager.
Mancini forced to make public statement apologising for past atrocities committed by mcfc, in addition he must sign a document declaring that british managers are the bestest in the world, mark hughes had already achieved his targets for the next five years, totally didn't deserve the sack, and that the FA are the epitome of a highly professional, fair and transparent organisation.
MCFC to be subject to total transfer embargo for the next 3 years, and will then only be allowed to sign England fringe players over the age of 28, in perpetuity. Carlos Tevez must be returned to Manchester United immediately. The club is henceforth banned from ever competing in champs league. A win in any other competition will be stricken from the record, no trophies or prize monies will be awarded. Every visiting team will be given a two goal advantage, and allowed to select one city player to be sent off before play begins. City fans forced to wear blue stars, and banned from predicting they will win a game or competition. All songs and chants must be vetted in advance, any not deemed to be suitably modest will be banned. City must allow everton to use COMS as their new stadium, and pay for the travel costs of their fans. 80% of all MCFC income to be paid to the FA disciplinary committee's benevolent fund. Gary Cook banned from all football activities, and owning a dog. Khaldoun and Mansour ordered to pay £500 to every rival fan in the country, and to admit 'moral responsibility' for Portsmouth, Crystal Palace and Chester going bust.
Mancini forced to make public statement apologising for past atrocities committed by mcfc, in addition he must sign a document declaring that british managers are the bestest in the world, mark hughes had already achieved his targets for the next five years, totally didn't deserve the sack, and that the FA are the epitome of a highly professional, fair and transparent organisation.
MCFC to be subject to total transfer embargo for the next 3 years, and will then only be allowed to sign England fringe players over the age of 28, in perpetuity. Carlos Tevez must be returned to Manchester United immediately. The club is henceforth banned from ever competing in champs league. A win in any other competition will be stricken from the record, no trophies or prize monies will be awarded. Every visiting team will be given a two goal advantage, and allowed to select one city player to be sent off before play begins. City fans forced to wear blue stars, and banned from predicting they will win a game or competition. All songs and chants must be vetted in advance, any not deemed to be suitably modest will be banned. City must allow everton to use COMS as their new stadium, and pay for the travel costs of their fans. 80% of all MCFC income to be paid to the FA disciplinary committee's benevolent fund. Gary Cook banned from all football activities, and owning a dog. Khaldoun and Mansour ordered to pay £500 to every rival fan in the country, and to admit 'moral responsibility' for Portsmouth, Crystal Palace and Chester going bust.