Gywneth Paltrow has lost the plot.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Trevor Morley's Tache, 12 Jan 2020.

  1. kippax4ever

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    If it smells of her fanny,is it before sex or after sex smell.
    If it's the latter fking keep it..
     
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  2. inchy14

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    stunned, dazed and still can't quite believe it!!
    It'd certainly be the shitty end of the candlestick..........
     
  3. TheRemainsOfTheDave

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  4. quiet_riot

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  5. Hamann Pineapple

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    Double standards. 3 weeks ago I put some soap on Ebay that smells of my balls. Not 1 fucking bid yet !
     
  6. Barcon

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    Good luck getting a melted one of them off your cock.
     
  7. Blue_eyes

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    Is this where the saying "dipping your wick" comes from?
     
  8. LWashington

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    Just on the border of your waking mind.
    Can't wait for pop stars to start copying this.
    Belinda Carlisle to have a neatly packaged candle called "My Lips Are Sealed".
    Susanna Hoffs to have one named "Internal Flame".
     
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  9. mexico1970

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    Or Eltons classic

    Candle In The Guff.
     
  10. quiet_riot

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    Thanks to the release of this candle, we now get to smell what's in the box...


















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