Half & Half Scarves

[cyberblue]

These scarves are rated as bad as Var with most genuine football fans. If you sat next to someone today who has got one on.What word of advice would you give them ?

 

[Blue Til Death]

I'd advise them to tie razor blades to the end and flagellate with it at least 3 times a day ......!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

No place for them at any game especially a raggy one.

My lad uses the phrase 'I wouldn't wipe my dads arse with that' when the sellers mither us. I find a simple 'fuck off' works better as there's no need to slow down while passing.

If people must buy one at least keep it in a pocket until they get away from the ground.

Nothing worse when watching the highlights to see red in the seats.

 

[manimanc]

A couple of slaps should bring them round.
Half and Half scarves on derby day is a no no.

 

[quiet_riot]

I'd divorce her.

 

[M14Exile]

Tasteful memento to help recall the "matchday experience".

 

[urban genie]

Are for ****s, and those who say they buy them for their kids should be ashamed.

 

[Sir peace frog]

I could understand buying them for kids v barca or real madrid, but a derby game,

 

[mosssideblue]

Why say anything, live and let live

 

[Newman Noggs]

I might get one as a souvenir of the first 10-0 derby.