Head of Microbiology at RMCH popped his giddy little bollox into my sons cubicle once, introduced himself and said
"It seems we have infected your son with invasive candida through his Picc line someone will be along shortly to give him some medicine... bye" and was on his hush puppies before we could ask what that is
That wasn't such a happy Candida day, turns out he is allergic to Fluconazole but had to take it anyway since letting the little bastard grow is much more dangerous that a rash