Happy Eoster.

Magicpole said:
Easter Sunday Mass was fucking intolerably long and mind crushing boredom. No wonder we had to have chocolate eggs. I don’t think I could have survived without them.
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I thought you hated religion ? I remember things you know and I remember you in the religion thread saying there is no god.
Soooooooooo, explain please
 
So me and Mrs P have come to Prague as usual for Easter and as such I will have to beat her, her mother and sister in law as usual with a willow whip!

I trust Stephen (knaresboroughblue) will be beating the women in his family too :)


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Blue Mist said:
I thought you hated religion ? I remember things you know and I remember you in the religion thread saying there is no god.
Soooooooooo, explain please
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That was when I was about ten. Although 5 to 10 were fucking woeful too. I started not going at about 12, pretending I was and finding out who said the Mass, my mum always knew. So did I. It was a Mexican stand off. Once she tried to catch me out.

who sad Mass?

Father Murphy

what was his sermon about?

Mum no one knows what’s he’s talking about.
Mum gives a resigned look of acknowledgement as he was well known for being a rambling, incoherent babbler and I live to not go for another week. Every mother had a network to catch us, you had to get right to fuck away from our neighbourhood. It was a big thing to do this and my mum would have gone apeshit if I got caught. Just think how fucking insane this is. Like the fucking dark ages. Kind of put me off the whole notion. Never looked back when I kicked the whole charade into touch.
 
Magicpole said:
That was when I was about ten. Although 5 to 10 were fucking woeful too. I started not going at about 12, pretending I was and finding out who said the Mass, my mum always knew. So did I. It was a Mexican stand off. Once she tried to catch me out.

who sad Mass?

Father Murphy

what was his sermon about?

Mum no one knows what’s he’s talking about.
Mum gives a resigned look of acknowledgement as he was well known for being a rambling, incoherent babbler and I live to not go for another week. Every mother had a network to catch us, you had to get right to fuck away from our neighbourhood. It was a big thing to do this and my mum would have gone apeshit if I got caught. Just think how fucking insane this is. Like the fucking dark ages. Kind of put me off the whole notion. Never looked back when I kicked the whole charade into touch.
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You were reminiscing about 55 years ago!!!! Your post read as though it was 2 hours ago.

Please put some more thought into your posts. Perhaps read them back before pressing send ?
 
Blue Mist said:
Hmmmmm, ok.

Anyway I am bumping this cos some rotter is trying to claim his easter thread is better than this one.
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He is forgiven brother Mist. Mathew 5:44

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