Having bits of you cut off..!

[Sam Armstrong]

Been in Warrington General since Monday morning with pancreatitis ..... just been told I’ve got to have my gall bladder out!!!!

 

[purplenose]

Had a big toe nail of last October. No pain when it was done. Was shitting it waiting for the jabs to wear off, an armoury of painkillers including weed and beer at the ready. No real pain at all when it did.

The bastard got infected a couple of weeks later whilst I was in Portugal, even then it wasnt painful. It was just a royal pain in the arse dressing it and takes 10/12 weeks to heal.

 

[Bill the Blue]

What an experience.. Keeping it brief, was in a small room with nurse, she asked to look at my mole, took my t shirt off and caught her checking my 6 pack (I wish) out instead of looking at said mole..

She then said if they itch it's best to have them removed.. She said she had a few on her arms and one here that she needs to get looked at as it itches.. She pulled down her top a bit showing me her itchy mole and an eyeful of cleavage..

She helped me into my gown and tied it round at the back, she was a bit touchy feely..

Anyway upstairs into the operating theatre, go in there's about 5 other women and a bloke (surgeon)..

I'm lay flat on the bed and the nurse opens my file up and places on me and procedes to read my notes out to everyone by using her finger as a guide which I can feel through the folder she has placed on me..

Her other hand was on the top of my thigh..

She got just past my navel before stopping..

She then walks to the end of the bed where my feet are and for some reason grabs one of my ankles whilst continuing to talk to the other females.

She held it for a good 20 seconds..

After the op, I sit up and she says I'll take you back upstairs, I won't tie your gown though, I'll just hold it shut.

We were that close, I said as we walked down the corridor, I said I feel like I've been arrested..

Into the lift to go back downstairs I could feel her pressing into me, she was that close..

Anyway back into the small room where she watched me put my t shirt back on..

Wished me well and I was out of there..!!

I need to have a good look at my body to see I have any other moles that need removing as I need to get back in there ASAP..



It was wonderful.. Haha..!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

What an experience.. Keeping it brief, was in a small room with nurse, she asked to look at my mole, took my t shirt off and caught her checking my 6 pack (I wish) out instead of looking at said mole..

She then said if they itch it's best to have them removed.. She said she had a few on her arms and one here that she needs to get looked at as it itches.. She pulled down her top a bit showing me her itchy mole and an eyeful of cleavage..

She helped me into my gown and tied it round at the back, she was a bit touchy feely..

Anyway upstairs into the operating theatre, go in there's about 5 other women and a bloke (surgeon)..

I'm lay flat on the bed and the nurse opens my file up and places on me and procedes to read my notes out to everyone by using her finger as a guide which I can feel through the folder she has placed on me..

Her other hand was on the top of my thigh..

She got just past my navel before stopping..

She then walks to the end of the bed where my feet are and for some reason grabs one of my ankles whilst continuing to talk to the other females.

She held it for a good 20 seconds..

After the op, I sit up and she says I'll take you back upstairs, I won't tie your gown though, I'll just hold it shut.

We were that close, I said as we walked down the corridor, I said I feel like I've been arrested..

Into the lift to go back downstairs I could feel her pressing into me, she was that close..

Anyway back into the small room where she watched me put my t shirt back on..

Wished me well and I was out of there..!!

I need to have a good look at my body to see I have any other moles that need removing as I need to get back in there ASAP..



It was wonderful.. Haha..!

Yeah yeah. You've been watching to many porn films.



So I'm told

 

[Bill the Blue]

Is it just a case of booking a doctors appointment for a mole removed? I have one just above my waistline on my back, as well as unsightly I often catch the bastard with my belt or something and it stings like a woman.

Mine started itching and the wife made me an appointment at the GP as I never go to the doctors...

In there 2 minutes, said they'd arrange to have it removed..

Few weeks later got a letter from the hospital with a date..

Easy as that mate..

Go get it sorted..!

Good luck..!

 

[Bill the Blue]

Yeah yeah. You've been watching to many porn films.



So I'm told

All true, it was surreal mate..!

 

[remember arthur mann]

What an experience.. Keeping it brief, was in a small room with nurse, she asked to look at my mole, took my t shirt off and caught her checking my 6 pack (I wish) out instead of looking at said mole..

She then said if they itch it's best to have them removed.. She said she had a few on her arms and one here that she needs to get looked at as it itches.. She pulled down her top a bit showing me her itchy mole and an eyeful of cleavage..

She helped me into my gown and tied it round at the back, she was a bit touchy feely..

Anyway upstairs into the operating theatre, go in there's about 5 other women and a bloke (surgeon)..

I'm lay flat on the bed and the nurse opens my file up and places on me and procedes to read my notes out to everyone by using her finger as a guide which I can feel through the folder she has placed on me..

Her other hand was on the top of my thigh..

She got just past my navel before stopping..

She then walks to the end of the bed where my feet are and for some reason grabs one of my ankles whilst continuing to talk to the other females.

She held it for a good 20 seconds..

After the op, I sit up and she says I'll take you back upstairs, I won't tie your gown though, I'll just hold it shut.

We were that close, I said as we walked down the corridor, I said I feel like I've been arrested..

Into the lift to go back downstairs I could feel her pressing into me, she was that close..

Anyway back into the small room where she watched me put my t shirt back on..

Wished me well and I was out of there..!!

I need to have a good look at my body to see I have any other moles that need removing as I need to get back in there ASAP..



It was wonderful.. Haha..!

Aversion therapy, very common nowadays, takes your mind off the op !

 

[malg]

Had a big toe nail of last October. No pain when it was done. Was shitting it waiting for the jabs to wear off, an armoury of painkillers including weed and beer at the ready. No real pain at all when it did.

The bastard got infected a couple of weeks later whilst I was in Portugal, even then it wasnt painful. It was just a royal pain in the arse dressing it and takes 10/12 weeks to heal.

Fucking hard core that pal......close thread.

 

[purplenose]

Fucking hard core that pal......close thread.

Been a long haul mate...just about over it now.

 

[creditunionhero]

I was diagnosed with testicular cancer, so had to have a bollock removed. The doctor said it will require us to make a "small" incision. As I didn't have much choice I gave them the go ahead. It was only when I came round that I discovered his definition of "small". The surgery required an incision in my lower abdomen big enough to get his hand inside so he could pull the testicle and attached tubes out through my lower abdomen. All I can say is he must also have had huge hands.


Note, to anyone who might find themselves in a similar position, please request a surgeon with small hands.