He Has Risen

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  1. Blue Mist

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    Just to let everyone know I had a lie in but now I am up.
     
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  2. Armchair Supporter

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    in what way are you "up"?
     
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  3. gordondaviesmoustache

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    Hopefully “he” will be Neil Warnock!
     
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  4. You’re going to Hell in a handcart.
     
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  5. Blue Maverick

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    It’s nailed on that you we’re going to be up I’d be cross if you weren’t
     
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  6. jimharri

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  7. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?
    I'm a better Jesus than you as I am still pre-risen.

    It's about to happen. I need a piss. I am about to be risen. Allah be praised.

    Rejoice.
     
  8. Blue Mist

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    Sadly not in that way, too much to do today, paint the fence, cut the grass move a large rock.
     
  9. Blue Mist

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    If you are pre piss then you must be up surely ?
     
  10. I rose. Had a piss and a drink of water. Now I’m back unrisen.
     

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