He is Risen...

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Helmet Cole

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Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and Christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy Xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.
 
You'll have to get past St Peter first, and he wont be falling for any of that shit. Down you go.
 
It's hard to understand how some people can be so critical of organised religion when we can all benefit from occasions such as this, with a little time off work spent in the company of family/loved ones and the exchanging of chocolate eggs (or bottles of wine for those of a non-cocoa persuasion) all round.
 
I have watched a lot of sport for a long time and I have seen many players faking injuries but to pretend you are dead and then buger off after 3 days takes the biscuit.
 
Helmet Cole said:
Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and Christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy Xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.


I thought he did this just the once ? (Allegedly).......didn't realise it was an every year, Groundhog Day kind of thing.......Ah well, happy Easter to everyone that celebrates it.......everybody else, enjoy the chocolate and time off work if you're lucky enough.......
 
citykev28 said:
Helmet Cole said:
I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

By his very nature, if God is real, I'll be able to apologise at the Parly Gates and he'll have to let me in.

You're gonna cop for the Old Testament God. Vengeful. Yer doomed! Myself? I've Thomas Booked it. On God's right hand, on Colin Bell's left and just behind Dave Ewing. Some bugger's got to look out for the back 'eaders!
 
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