He is Risen

[Helmet Cole]

Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

 

[foetus]

 

[Davs 19]

Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

Here we go again ;.)

Have you got him an egg you tight c**t ?

 

[jimharri]

Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

Here we go again ;.)

Have you got him an egg you tight c**t ?

Apparently the last thing JC said to Judas (aka Howard Kendall) on the friday was, "don't touch those eggs, I'll be back on sunday". Anyway; I'll be off to mass in 90 minutes. I'll pray for all you depraved souls in the cellar. Now; where's that Karen Danczuk thread?

 

[worsleyweb]

I believe! Jesus is risen.

 

[brass neck]

Enough already with the blasphemy. He'll get cross!

 

[jimharri]

Enough already with the blasphemy. He'll get cross!

Think you nailed it there sunshine.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

I too was risen this morning. I just poked her in the back with it until she relented.

 

[Davs 19]

Enough already with the blasphemy. He'll get cross!

Think you nailed it there sunshine.

He did indeed, executed it perfectly.

 

[Rascal]

Said the angel, “He is risen!”
Tell it out with joyful voice:
He has burst His three days’ prison;
Let the whole wide earth rejoice:
Death is conquered, we are free,
Christ has won the victory.

Come, ye sad and fearful hearted,
With glad smile and radiant brow!
Death’s long shadows have departed;
All our woes are over now,
Due to passion that He bore
Sin and pain can vex no more.

Come, with high and holy hymning,
Chant our Lord’s triumphant day;
Not one darksome cloud is dimming
Yonder glorious morning ray,
Breaking over the purple east:
Brighter far our Easter feast.

He is risen, He is risen!
He has opened heaven’s gate:
We are free from sin’s dark prison,
Risen to a holier state;
And a brighter Easter beam
On our longing eyes shall stream

Happy Easter everyone :)