Judge Roughneck
Well-Known Member
Manchester United could be on the naughty step under the disability laws as it has become apparent over recent months that they have shown a flagrant disregard for the welfare of their employees.
Hardly a day goes by without Sky sports news filming from the top of the stairs at United's Carrington training complex as they report on the latest ramblings from respected cantankerous old soak Ferguson. And on every occasion his decrepit mishapen figure is seen to hideously shuffle up two flights of stairs.
Stairway to pain? SAF pictured with the object of torment.
A reds insider only known as 'Chuckle' contacted us in secret and said "It's a f**kin disgrace! He's been like a father to me and our Phil. He used to fly up those steps but these days it hurts just to see him struggle like that. The club are a shower of c**ts because they won't fit one of those Stana thingy's like Brian Potter's in Phoenix nights. They think fat boy Wayne will f**k about on it because he likes the smell of piss and biscuits. It reminds him of his secret girlfriends. I hate to say this, but look through the fence at Citeh's...they've got a lift and everything. That Mancini has his own track like that Blofelt in James Bond."
Manchester United's American owners, the Glazer family were unavailable for comment.
Hardly a day goes by without Sky sports news filming from the top of the stairs at United's Carrington training complex as they report on the latest ramblings from respected cantankerous old soak Ferguson. And on every occasion his decrepit mishapen figure is seen to hideously shuffle up two flights of stairs.
Stairway to pain? SAF pictured with the object of torment.
A reds insider only known as 'Chuckle' contacted us in secret and said "It's a f**kin disgrace! He's been like a father to me and our Phil. He used to fly up those steps but these days it hurts just to see him struggle like that. The club are a shower of c**ts because they won't fit one of those Stana thingy's like Brian Potter's in Phoenix nights. They think fat boy Wayne will f**k about on it because he likes the smell of piss and biscuits. It reminds him of his secret girlfriends. I hate to say this, but look through the fence at Citeh's...they've got a lift and everything. That Mancini has his own track like that Blofelt in James Bond."
Manchester United's American owners, the Glazer family were unavailable for comment.