The Fat el Hombre said:
Jnr Kisby said:
Benarbia said:
Wow lets all go on holiday and post on bluemoon
XSAD
haha, srsly though, I went to gran canaria with my missus for our first proper holiday. Worst holiday ever, no word of a lie.
Bwahahahaha! Why was that mate?
Well for a start we got there to be told we'd been moved, our hotel was being refurbished. Ended up in a average place thought meh its ok. Got there at 2am straight to bed.
...
Boom boom boom boom boom
Me: WTF!
Goes downstairs to lobby
Me: Some TWAT has got their music on really loud and I cant sleep
Attendant: Ah sorry sir that would be the nightclub just
Me: What?!
A:The nightclub is on the ground floor
Me: Well when does it close?
A: oh erm, about 5
me: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGE!
Then some nights it wasnt open (turns out it was a gay german nightclub). Went to bed, then someone banging on the door shouting let me in, he was pissed & at the wrong door, group of lads next door out every night & coming back pissed. Then a bunch of lads arrived from hudds, where did they get put? Above us. So we had twats to our left, above and a nightclub below, ended up sleeping on the sofa in a friends room.
Went to the 'kazbah' where the reps kept telling us to go, which we were never interested in. Anyway one of the girls there with us decided she wanted to go there on her birthday so we obliged. Upon arrival we were greeted by a huge jamaican man, "2 for one on all bottles" so off we went, up some stairs, down a long corridor into this tiny bar with 2 other big jamaicans, and us there. Had 2 rounds decided to leave asked for bill. Bill was about 80 euros, now there were 6 of us (4 girls 2 lads) and we worked it out to be about 30 euros. Big man was having none of it so theres me and my mate stood up to these 3 huge guys arguing, not a pleasent experience. Slammed 30euros down and did one. Walked through the main square of kazbah to be grabbed by more reps, come to my bar, "Get off me you cnut!". Others shouting come in here, we replied no. Shouted "miserable german bastards" at us. Got in a taxi and left.
Found 1 bar run by city fans and just ended up going there every night watching this guy play guitar (he was awesome). Everywhere you walk past has some cnut stood outside trying to get you in and it gets fuckin annoying. Oh the other thing was our light bulb exploding in the bathroom and shattering to pieces, and the cnuts upstairs throwing a fire extinguisher into the road & it exploded they had to shut the street because of the smoke/powder.
Holiday from hell, will not ever go back there.
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