Homeschooling during lockdown

I know I shouldn’t laugh but every time I see this tread, I can’t help but think of Homer strangling Bart and saying ‘WHY YOU LITTLE!!’

Apologies but my sense of humour is the only thing that’s keeping me sane at the mo!
Have to agree but my patience is wearing thin now and it’s unfair on my daughter we literally see each other so much it’s becoming tiring, she needs to socialise in fact when her friends FaceTime her we let her go on for hours now just to give us a bit of alone time and she has time with her friends.
 
Well the start of the what looks like the last week is fully underway. Patience is at an all time low. I can feel my eyes burning and my jaw tightening but still managing to smile and come across as relatively sane. My coffee intake has tripled, and without keeping a very close watch on my diet could easily look like Luke Shaw right now.

I've become teacher, dinner lady, playtime buddy and afterschool staff. All whilst being Dad as well. I'm going to miss it. But I'm not at the same time.

It's also made me realise how very little basic knowledge of Maths, English and Science I have retained in later life and I did very well at school!

Fractions, decimals and fronted adverbs can fuck off right off.

Thank fuck City are City!
 
2+ hours of arguing this morning to try and get our school work out of the way so that we can do something more fun like going to the park this afternoon. This whilst supposedly getting some work done.

Schools can't open quick enough...........
 
The last two days I’ve learned what a simple and compound sentence is, I mean seriously why does an 8 year old need to know this, just learn how to spell and write a fucking sentence would be a start. I’m sure as shit never even got taught this in senior school and you know what I’ve never needed to know it. I know one thing home schooling has taught me is that the curriculum needs a fucking overhaul.
Roll on next Monday.
 
The last two days I’ve learned what a simple and compound sentence is, I mean seriously why does an 8 year old need to know this, just learn how to spell and write a fucking sentence would be a start. I’m sure as shit never even got taught this in senior school and you know what I’ve never needed to know it. I know one thing home schooling has taught me is that the curriculum needs a fucking overhaul.
Roll on next Monday.

Had to Google what figurative language is this morning. Mine is also 8. Only figurative language I know is when Mahrez hits the first man with a cross!
 
The last two days I’ve learned what a simple and compound sentence is, I mean seriously why does an 8 year old need to know this, just learn how to spell and write a fucking sentence would be a start. I’m sure as shit never even got taught this in senior school and you know what I’ve never needed to know it. I know one thing home schooling has taught me is that the curriculum needs a fucking overhaul.
Roll on next Monday.
I had a look at it recently because I'm a second language teacher, and it's a shambles. If there's one thing I've learned in 10 years of teaching foreigners English, it's that there's absolutely no link between knowing the names for bits of grammar and being able to actually use it. Unfortunately, the test doesn't check their ability to use the language, just whether they can label bits of grammar.

One of the most effective things you can do for kids' writing is give them silent reading time with a book they've chosen (not one that has been chosen for them because it has particular grammar points in it). Unfortunately, not enough teachers do this because they feel like it's not doing their job to just sit there while the kids read by themselves. But for parents in lockdown, that's exactly what they should have been recommending. Get down to the charity shop and let them pick a few books out.
 
I had a look at it recently because I'm a second language teacher, and it's a shambles. If there's one thing I've learned in 10 years of teaching foreigners English, it's that there's absolutely no link between knowing the names for bits of grammar and being able to actually use it. Unfortunately, the test doesn't check their ability to use the language, just whether they can label bits of grammar.

One of the most effective things you can do for kids' writing is give them silent reading time with a book they've chosen (not one that has been chosen for them because it has particular grammar points in it). Unfortunately, not enough teachers do this because they feel like it's not doing their job to just sit there while the kids read by themselves. But for parents in lockdown, that's exactly what they should have been recommending. Get down to the charity shop and let them pick a few books out.
Good call mate they actually do that at my daughters school but for some reason I’ve not done it this lockdown, lesson learned I think
 

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