Horizon.BBC2 9pm tonight. What your pussy cat gets up to

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  1. karen7

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    if she wakes you up really early for food get a feeder bowl with a timer,just a cheap and cheeful one of amazon or pet shop,put some dry food in it and set it for just before she usually wakes you up and problem solved. I wish someone had told me about it years ago
     
  2. Stood in The South Stand

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    My late Grandad (who was a wise man) used to lie a 2 litre bottle of water in his front garden to keep the cats out, he swore by this method.
     
  3. TCIB

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    If my dog comes into view it's curtains for puss.

    I said dog you dirty perverts.
     
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  5. mayo31

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    Does the village on the show have a Chinese chippy
     
  6. scotty123

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    Its strange to say but that happens!
    We had a ginger tom for donkeys years then one day it just dissapeared for 3 weeks, when it eventually returned it was a mess and was licking its arse area constantly, then about 3 months later its fur started matting up badly.
    Eventually after about 6 months it could hardly move so we took it to the vets and he said it had cat aids.
    The vet explained that it can only be passed from tom to tom and like humans it is sexually transmitted, so to put it bluntly some other tom had had it up its shitter and passed the virus on
    We had the poor thing put down<br /><br />-- Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:56 pm --<br /><br />
    Kin ell haha it reads like that doesnt it!!
     
  7. Davs 19

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    I'd never harm one and consider myself an animal lover but , generally speaking, I find that cats are *****
     
  8. scotty123

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    I like cats and dogs but would sooner have a dog, but like Pige says cats are cool, they never flap or get giddy just stare at you in that cool way
     
  9. 1961_vintage

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    what was the cats role?
     
  10. karen7

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    if there is the cat equivelent of child line you are in trouble
     

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