How do I stop cats crapping on my lawn

[nellyonthewing]

A friend of mine in Florida recommended dried Coyote pee. Its a bastard to collect.

 

[madloaf]

Get a cat.

This is the correct answer if you want to replace "cat shit" with "dead shrews and mice".

Evidence: the number of fucking shrews and mice i've had to pick up from my garden, kitchen, back door (and one time in my fucking trainers) over the past 15 years.

 

[Cotontoquinn]

We used a laminated photo of Iain Dowie….cats ignored it but the kids and every wild bird went nowhere near it. We had to cut the grass in the dark.

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

Could be fox shit, now that stuff stinks

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Could be fox shit, now that stuff stinks

Also known as Leicester City FC…..

 

[1961_vintage]

Could be fox shit, now that stuff stinks

The dogs would be rolling in it if it was.

 

[Blue Mist]

Oh I see it's like that is it. If I had said shoot it or catch it, bag it and throw it in the canal I'd be getting hate mail now from all the cat wankers. You lot say it and nobody bats an eyelid.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Put food down for them, they won't shit where they eat.

 

[sky tot]

Cats bury their shit , well mine does . Watched it in our garden

 

[Blue Mist]

Cats bury their shit , well mine does . Watched it in our garden

So the answer is, if the OP wants to stop the problem humanly, is for the him to take away their spades ?