How do I stop cats crapping on my lawn

[Tuearts right boot]

Isn't this referred to as a first world problem?

Yes, I'd like to play bowls on it but at the moment I have to get plenty of thumb peg on the bowl to circumnavigate said turd.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Yes, I'd like to play bowls on it but at the moment I have to get plenty of thumb peg on the bowl to circumnavigate said turd.

Can't you just incorporate them as obstacles and markers in the field?

 

[jazzy]

Cats are for people to lazy to own a dog

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Replace your lawn with a swimming pool

 

[Charlesfarsbar]

If you can get hold of it, lion piss will do the trick

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Can't you just incorporate them as obstacles and markers in the field?

What...and play croquet instead. Granted, that would improve the neighbourhood somewhat.

 

[remember arthur mann]

A 2.2

All things bright and beautiful.......

 

[grunge]

Are you sure its cats? Cats dont tend to go on lawns like that. could well be a hedgehog. they are doing the rounds a lot at the moment to build up for hibernation. most of the times we find poop on the lawn is hedgehogs.

What does the poop look like?

Hedgehog poo and tracks - Woodland Trust

Learn how to identify hedgehog poo and tracks in your garden. Discover other signs they leave behind too.

www.woodlandtrust.org.uk

 

[Cotontoquinn]

Cheers for that, I've just ordered one to try and defeat the flying rats around here.

At last…….the answer to Bruno Fernandes……if only it had been available for Gary Neville.

 

[Kippax77]

Are you sure its cats? Cats dont tend to go on lawns like that. could well be a hedgehog. they are doing the rounds a lot at the moment to build up for hibernation.

Oh of course silly me, I should of known that wasn't a moggy thrutching on our front lawn when I looked out of the bedroom window the other morning.
It was an hedgehog in a catsuit