What dah fook is dat ?
No seriously, a cue ball to denote my ball head ? Not that I am bald you understand.
Fuck off you ****.
I do not read fiction because my visual memory span is short lived and I struggle to fathom how characters are supposed to look even after long winded descriptors from the author. Par example .. "Her skin glistening in the neon light coming from the paved court through the slits in the blind, her soot-black lashes matted, her grave gray eyes more vacant than ever" I mean with the greatest respect, what the fook ? ...Or this masterclass from A Confederacy Of Dunces..“A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chip crumbs"
Even our thrice weekly film night suffers from the same malady as I continually ask who a certain actor is throughout it's duration as they may have a different hat on or changed clothes or done their hair differently. If I was a critical witness to some heinous murder trial and asked to participate in a lineup then I am sorry but you would stand a very strong chance of facing a long drop. .. Anyway I am drifting so .. how do you visualize how a poster looks?
I have little understanding to the why or whereas but the Double Bass Player out of Steve And The Seagulls is how my minds-eye tunes in to @TCIB . There used to be a thread where posters put faces to names but I cannot recollect it's title. So without that all important visual input how do you imagine your alter ego's to actually look. Let your imagination run wild but in the spirit off Moon Harmony, be somewhat kind.
I counted one hair on your head,looked a bit weird so i tried not to stareWhat dah fook is dat ?
No seriously, a cue ball to denote my ball head ? Not that I am bald you understand.
I’ve met you loads you daft ****You wouldn’t say that if you’d ever met me you ****.
I counted one hair on your head,looked a bit weird so i tried not to stare
WhoooooooooshI’ve met you loads you daft ****