How long is a good celery?

[dronefromsector7G]

For me about 12 inches

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I think these spoof threads should be taken with a pinch of salt.

 

[Blue warrior]

About as long as a piece of string :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

For me about 12 inches

Sounds like you’re a bit of a celeriac.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Lettuce all agree, there's no such thing as a 'good celery'. It's the devil's vegetable! Ruins every dish it comes into contact with.

 

[urban genie]

I am allergic, even this thread has given me a rash

 

[Kompany Car]

These no such thing as a good celery, its the spawn of beelzebub himself, Satan's shaft as I like to call it.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

For me about 12 inches

For getting lost wrist watches out?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

STALKER

 

[Blue Mist]

The ideal length needs to be....
Mayo, a bit or chopped tomato, onion, (spring) beetroot, then some soft cheese and then repeat above.

In essence 9 inches.