How long would you have lasted in a fight with Mike Tyson?

You know what, tonight I reckon I could do him in 2 rounds. Pussy. Guiness giness, dark irish beer has that effect on you.
 
A normal untrained bloke would be dead if prime Tyson caught him right with a punch. Remember reading back in the day that being hit by his best punch was similar to being hit by a car
 
Reckon I’d make it to the 6th round cos it’d take him that long to stop laughing!
 
Even if I had a baseball bat with me about 8 seconds. And only that long if he took 7 seconds fucking about waving to the crowd.

Loved this before Bruno took him on. Practicing getting into an ambulance.

 
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Even if I had a baseball bat with me about 8 seconds. And only that long if he took 7 seconds fucking about waving to the crowd.

Loved this before Bruno took him on. Practicing getting into an ambulance.


Raaaaaaaaaacist!
 

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