Well now… Frank Bruno was paid $6 million for being beaten to a pulp by Tyson. True, he somehow survived five rounds before the referee was merciful. Now let's see, if we divide it up. There's no way I'd survive a round, so I'm not making a million dollars. A round in heavyweight boxing is three minutes. If I could somehow make it to a minute without him landing one on me, call it a third of $1 million — a bit better actually. I'll take it. Even ten or twenty seconds'll do me. It would at least pay the hospital bills for the broken jaw.