raoul duke
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In 3 seasons time we finally win the league and it turns out to be Fergusins last year in charge of the Scum. His last ever Scummy Rag memory will be us winning the league. I dream of this day all the time.
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Dubai Blue
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Isn't the piss-soaked senile old bastard only doing one more season after this one?
raoul duke
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That's ruined my dream then. ;-)
charliebigspuds
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you wish mate, the tawt will be there till he diesDubai Blue said:Isn't the piss-soaked senile old bastard only doing one more season after this one?
It will be funny if he retires in 2 years.
Obviously, there will be a couple of outstanding managers who they want to replace him but they wont be able to get then as he will have a position with us.
""United? Naw - Im waiting for the blues to offer me their job""
They will end up with Mark Hughes! Arf!
Obviously, there will be a couple of outstanding managers who they want to replace him but they wont be able to get then as he will have a position with us.
""United? Naw - Im waiting for the blues to offer me their job""
They will end up with Mark Hughes! Arf!
The dream scenario would be to go into the last day of the season 3 points behind the rags and behind on goal difference. Thing is the last game of the season is the derby and we smash 'em 4-0 to win the title on goal difference. The last goal, the one that seals it is in the 5th minute of injury time and is an own goal by Gary Neville, his last touch before retiring. The final whistle goes and the rags are all on their knees crying.
City players and fans are all over the place running around like madmen. We have forgotten how to celebrate winning something so it's a bit mad. We're all in tears, this is the greatest day ever, people are feinting in disbelief. Mark Lawrenson comes out after the game and says he never doubted us and fully expected us to win it. The joint management team of Kinkladze and Goater announce that the club has just secured a deal to redevelop the ground including some terracing. The East Stand lower will be renamed the Kippax and be the standing area. Away fans will get the South Stand lower.
Fans remain inside the ground drinking the free beer handed out by our owners until it is dark when a huge fireworks display starts. Everyone is leathered and singing with all the volume they can muster. The owners have paid for Oasis to perform on the pitch too. As an encore the whole team gets on stage to sing blue moon. Robinho also brings the house down with a 20 minute stand up set.
After that everyone goes on a procession into town, thousands of us, all singing, the noise is deafening. We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.
By this time it's pretty late and some people are going home or lying blind drunk in a skip. To celebrate the government announces that from this day forward Britain will have a national holiday this day every year called Manchester City Day. He also says that we will celebrate Shaun Goater day in a show of solidarity with our Bermudan brothers.
The following week we beat the rags at Wembley to win the FA Cup. It is a sweet win because we don't deserve it. We have 2 players sent off and the rags hit the woodwork 9 times, have 3 legitimate goals disallowed and several blatant penalty shouts turned down. Meanwhile we have only one shot on target which somehow deflects in off a pigeon.
Our luck has changed. Glory has arrived and it is sweet.
City players and fans are all over the place running around like madmen. We have forgotten how to celebrate winning something so it's a bit mad. We're all in tears, this is the greatest day ever, people are feinting in disbelief. Mark Lawrenson comes out after the game and says he never doubted us and fully expected us to win it. The joint management team of Kinkladze and Goater announce that the club has just secured a deal to redevelop the ground including some terracing. The East Stand lower will be renamed the Kippax and be the standing area. Away fans will get the South Stand lower.
Fans remain inside the ground drinking the free beer handed out by our owners until it is dark when a huge fireworks display starts. Everyone is leathered and singing with all the volume they can muster. The owners have paid for Oasis to perform on the pitch too. As an encore the whole team gets on stage to sing blue moon. Robinho also brings the house down with a 20 minute stand up set.
After that everyone goes on a procession into town, thousands of us, all singing, the noise is deafening. We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.
By this time it's pretty late and some people are going home or lying blind drunk in a skip. To celebrate the government announces that from this day forward Britain will have a national holiday this day every year called Manchester City Day. He also says that we will celebrate Shaun Goater day in a show of solidarity with our Bermudan brothers.
The following week we beat the rags at Wembley to win the FA Cup. It is a sweet win because we don't deserve it. We have 2 players sent off and the rags hit the woodwork 9 times, have 3 legitimate goals disallowed and several blatant penalty shouts turned down. Meanwhile we have only one shot on target which somehow deflects in off a pigeon.
Our luck has changed. Glory has arrived and it is sweet.
es1
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masterwig said:The dream scenario would be to go into the last day of the season 3 points behind the rags and behind on goal difference. Thing is the last game of the season is the derby and we smash 'em 4-0 to win the title on goal difference. The last goal, the one that seals it is in the 5th minute of injury time and is an own goal by Gary Neville, his last touch before retiring. The final whistle goes and the rags are all on their knees crying.
City players and fans are all over the place running around like madmen. We have forgotten how to celebrate winning something so it's a bit mad. We're all in tears, this is the greatest day ever, people are feinting in disbelief. Mark Lawrenson comes out after the game and says he never doubted us and fully expected us to win it. The joint management team of Kinkladze and Goater announce that the club has just secured a deal to redevelop the ground including some terracing. The East Stand lower will be renamed the Kippax and be the standing area. Away fans will get the South Stand lower.
Fans remain inside the ground drinking the free beer handed out by our owners until it is dark when a huge fireworks display starts. Everyone is leathered and singing with all the volume they can muster. The owners have paid for Oasis to perform on the pitch too. As an encore the whole team gets on stage to sing blue moon. Robinho also brings the house down with a 20 minute stand up set.
After that everyone goes on a procession into town, thousands of us, all singing, the noise is deafening. We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.
By this time it's pretty late and some people are going home or lying blind drunk in a skip. To celebrate the government announces that from this day forward Britain will have a national holiday this day every year called Manchester City Day. He also says that we will celebrate Shaun Goater day in a show of solidarity with our Bermudan brothers.
The following week we beat the rags at Wembley to win the FA Cup. It is a sweet win because we don't deserve it. We have 2 players sent off and the rags hit the woodwork 9 times, have 3 legitimate goals disallowed and several blatant penalty shouts turned down. Meanwhile we have only one shot on target which somehow deflects in off a pigeon.
Our luck has changed. Glory has arrived and it is sweet.
i see you have put some thought in to this!!!
if it were to happen like that it would be amazing...esp winning the fa cup!!
we can dream...
absolutely loved this post well done pal :D funny post especiallymasterwig said:The dream scenario would be to go into the last day of the season 3 points behind the rags and behind on goal difference. Thing is the last game of the season is the derby and we smash 'em 4-0 to win the title on goal difference. The last goal, the one that seals it is in the 5th minute of injury time and is an own goal by Gary Neville, his last touch before retiring. The final whistle goes and the rags are all on their knees crying.
City players and fans are all over the place running around like madmen. We have forgotten how to celebrate winning something so it's a bit mad. We're all in tears, this is the greatest day ever, people are feinting in disbelief. Mark Lawrenson comes out after the game and says he never doubted us and fully expected us to win it. The joint management team of Kinkladze and Goater announce that the club has just secured a deal to redevelop the ground including some terracing. The East Stand lower will be renamed the Kippax and be the standing area. Away fans will get the South Stand lower.
Fans remain inside the ground drinking the free beer handed out by our owners until it is dark when a huge fireworks display starts. Everyone is leathered and singing with all the volume they can muster. The owners have paid for Oasis to perform on the pitch too. As an encore the whole team gets on stage to sing blue moon. Robinho also brings the house down with a 20 minute stand up set.
After that everyone goes on a procession into town, thousands of us, all singing, the noise is deafening. We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.
By this time it's pretty late and some people are going home or lying blind drunk in a skip. To celebrate the government announces that from this day forward Britain will have a national holiday this day every year called Manchester City Day. He also says that we will celebrate Shaun Goater day in a show of solidarity with our Bermudan brothers.
The following week we beat the rags at Wembley to win the FA Cup. It is a sweet win because we don't deserve it. We have 2 players sent off and the rags hit the woodwork 9 times, have 3 legitimate goals disallowed and several blatant penalty shouts turned down. Meanwhile we have only one shot on target which somehow deflects in off a pigeon.
Our luck has changed. Glory has arrived and it is sweet.
''We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.''
kgjm08 said:absolutely loved this post well done pal :D funny post especiallymasterwig said:The dream scenario would be to go into the last day of the season 3 points behind the rags and behind on goal difference. Thing is the last game of the season is the derby and we smash 'em 4-0 to win the title on goal difference. The last goal, the one that seals it is in the 5th minute of injury time and is an own goal by Gary Neville, his last touch before retiring. The final whistle goes and the rags are all on their knees crying.
City players and fans are all over the place running around like madmen. We have forgotten how to celebrate winning something so it's a bit mad. We're all in tears, this is the greatest day ever, people are feinting in disbelief. Mark Lawrenson comes out after the game and says he never doubted us and fully expected us to win it. The joint management team of Kinkladze and Goater announce that the club has just secured a deal to redevelop the ground including some terracing. The East Stand lower will be renamed the Kippax and be the standing area. Away fans will get the South Stand lower.
Fans remain inside the ground drinking the free beer handed out by our owners until it is dark when a huge fireworks display starts. Everyone is leathered and singing with all the volume they can muster. The owners have paid for Oasis to perform on the pitch too. As an encore the whole team gets on stage to sing blue moon. Robinho also brings the house down with a 20 minute stand up set.
After that everyone goes on a procession into town, thousands of us, all singing, the noise is deafening. We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.
By this time it's pretty late and some people are going home or lying blind drunk in a skip. To celebrate the government announces that from this day forward Britain will have a national holiday this day every year called Manchester City Day. He also says that we will celebrate Shaun Goater day in a show of solidarity with our Bermudan brothers.
The following week we beat the rags at Wembley to win the FA Cup. It is a sweet win because we don't deserve it. We have 2 players sent off and the rags hit the woodwork 9 times, have 3 legitimate goals disallowed and several blatant penalty shouts turned down. Meanwhile we have only one shot on target which somehow deflects in off a pigeon.
Our luck has changed. Glory has arrived and it is sweet.
''We all march to the swamp and spray paint 'MASSIVE' in huge letters on the side of the ground using a cherry picker that someone owned.''
I'd just like a trophy!