How smelly are your farts?

Ever since I went vegetarian I've noticed my farts are always loud and quite pleasant smelling, they make for a fantastic Sunday morning in the bed giving the missus a dutch oven
 
At the moment, incredibly smelly.

I'm putting it down to being slightly stressed due to moving overseas in the next couple of months (63 days until we fly), and I still haven't sold my house. We're also trying to use up all the store cupboard stuff, so eating a lot of weird combinations of food.
 
The old saying is that your relationship is meaningful when you start smelling your own farts in bed with him or her.
 

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