Nebuchadnezzar
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As a teen I went through a stage of drinking canned Boddies. I'd been at a party with my sister and in her fellas car on the way back, I did a Boddies fart and held her hair up as she threw up into a bag
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How smelly are your farts?
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BackofJeanette
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My girlfriend is a veggie and fukme she can fart for England.
The layout in her house has the downstairs loo located directly below the upstairs one.
The other day I was in the downstairs loo and I heard her go on the upstairs one.
Jesus it was like a didgeridoo!
The loudness was of epic proportions.
She farted on my balls while I was in a deep sleep, I jumped as I thought she'd blow my balls off.
I've never heard anything like it.
I am however working on a diary of what she eats and am cutting out some of the foods that may be behind it.
I lost my sense of smell about a month ago and I'm so glad I never mentioned it to my doctor at my last appointment.
I'll stay as I am for now
The layout in her house has the downstairs loo located directly below the upstairs one.
The other day I was in the downstairs loo and I heard her go on the upstairs one.
Jesus it was like a didgeridoo!
The loudness was of epic proportions.
She farted on my balls while I was in a deep sleep, I jumped as I thought she'd blow my balls off.
I've never heard anything like it.
I am however working on a diary of what she eats and am cutting out some of the foods that may be behind it.
I lost my sense of smell about a month ago and I'm so glad I never mentioned it to my doctor at my last appointment.
I'll stay as I am for now
Tuearts right boot
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We used to go round to a mates house and light our farts. The worst smell is that of singed carpet.
idahoblues
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Known as the ‘Shart’When does a wet fart become a shit?
Tuearts right boot
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When there are solids in it, obviously.When does a wet fart become a shit?
Perhaps but your definition suggests diarrhea could be a big wet fart. When that happens to me I get it in the toilet [mostly]When there are solids in it, obviously.
ali benarbia's studs
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Guinness and Smithwicks can ruin me, chick pea currys and i have to live solo on an island.
BrianW
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The best fart I ever dropped was on holiday. At dinner time I had beef cooked in Woodford's ale. Plus a pint or two of the same beer.
In the middle of the night, I let one go. I thought it smelled foul and my missus was not happy. But the best comment was from our greyhound, who got up, gave me a look of disgust and walked out of the room to sleep next door.
In the middle of the night, I let one go. I thought it smelled foul and my missus was not happy. But the best comment was from our greyhound, who got up, gave me a look of disgust and walked out of the room to sleep next door.
Franny 1234
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The says I am not human
I have two dogs one loves my farts and the other moves away in disgust.
I have two dogs one loves my farts and the other moves away in disgust.
ali benarbia's studs
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A disappointing 4/10.