How to get rid of a hangover before 14:30?!

[shadygiz]

get pissed again @ 14:00

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Read the Daily Fail,then kill a lactating single mother,and drink her breast milk.

 

[The Silver Surfer]

2 Solpadine Max the effervescent ones.

I was smashed and had a white out on weed went to bed only for my girlfriend to find me with puke all down me and shit up my arse and legs on the bathroom floor in the middle of the night.
As you can imagine the Flymo was on full power in my head the next day. We had to meet her parents for a before Christmas drink in the pub. I got there and nearly puked when my mrs (as punishment) slapped a pint down in front of me. I thought I was going to barf just at the sight.
While she nipped out to the shop her dad passed me the aforementioned tabs.
"20 minutes later I'd finished the pint, slapped my hands together and said to the wife, "right! you getting them in again?" :D

Trust me they work.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Help! Train to Newcastle at 14:30, free drinks last night. Knowing my luck I'll get the carriage with the crying kid, help!

Organise a march. Involve the unions. Trust you to blame some other fuker for the free drinks and a banging head. Man-up mate. ;)

 

[FeedTheGoat10]

Drink as much water as you possibly can, even if you're throwing it back up straight away

 

[tommyhair]

drink water, next time you're on the piss, drink plenty of water at the same time, no hangover

 

[law74]

Help! Train to Newcastle at 14:30, free drinks last night. Knowing my luck I'll get the carriage with the crying kid, help!

Organise a march. Involve the unions. Trust you to blame some other fuker for the free drinks and a banging head. Man-up mate. ;)

What, like the way they are blaming the current mess the country is in on the bankers that leant far too much to people that couldnt afford to pay it back and then needed bailed out by us taxpayers (while still awarding themselves millions of pounds in "Bonus payments"?
Or the way they are blaming the multi rich that are using fancy accountants to get out of paying their fair share in taxation?

 

[law74]

Help! Train to Newcastle at 14:30, free drinks last night. Knowing my luck I'll get the carriage with the crying kid, help!

Organise a march. Involve the unions. Trust you to blame some other fuker for the free drinks and a banging head. Man-up mate. ;)

What, like the way they are blaming the current mess the country is in on the bankers that leant far too much to people that couldnt afford to pay it back and then needed bailed out by us taxpayers (while still awarding themselves millions of pounds in "Bonus payments"?
Or the way they are blaming the multi rich that are using fancy accountants to get out of paying their fair share in taxation?

 

[law74]

Help! Train to Newcastle at 14:30, free drinks last night. Knowing my luck I'll get the carriage with the crying kid, help!

Organise a march. Involve the unions. Trust you to blame some other fuker for the free drinks and a banging head. Man-up mate. ;)

What, like the way they are blaming the current mess the country is in on the bankers that leant far too much to people that couldnt afford to pay it back and then needed bailed out by us taxpayers (while still awarding themselves millions of pounds in "Bonus payments"?
Or the way they are blaming the multi rich that are using fancy accountants to get out of paying their fair share in taxation?

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Organise a march. Involve the unions. Trust you to blame some other fuker for the free drinks and a banging head. Man-up mate. ;)

What, like the way they are blaming the current mess the country is in on the bankers that leant far too much to people that couldnt afford to pay it back and then needed bailed out by us taxpayers (while still awarding themselves millions of pounds in "Bonus payments"?
Or the way they are blaming the multi rich that are using fancy accountants to get out of paying their fair share in taxation?

No in a jesting joking smiling Xmassy sort of way :)