How to turn Men down....

bluemoonchick

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A giggle for the Ladies....... ;-)

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HIM: Can I buy you a drink?
HER: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HIM: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours
HER: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HIM: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
HER: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HIM: How did you get to be so beautiful?
HER: I must've been given your share.

HIM: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
HER: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HIM: Your face must turn a few heads.
HER: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HIM: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
HER: Okay, get out.

HIM: I think I could make you very happy.
HER: Why? Are you leaving?

HIM: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
HER: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HIM: Can I have your name?
HER: Why? Don't you already have one?

HIM: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Hiding from you.

HIM: Haven't I seen you some place before?
HER: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HIM: Is this seat empty?
HER: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

HIM: So, what do you do for a living?
HER: I'm a female impersonator.

HIM: Hey baby what's your sign?
HER: Do not enter.

HIM: Your body is like a temple.
HER: Sorry, there are no services today .

HIM: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
HER: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HIM: Where have you been all my life?
HER: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
 

MCFC-alan88

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Women are cruel, cruel creatures. Then again, any bloke that uses lines need to be abused anyway.
 

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HIM: Would you like to dance?
HER: Yeah, OK.
HIM: Can I have your seat then, I'm knackered?
 

unsworthblue

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do people actually use chat up lines.never used one myself.if i was going to use one it would have to be 'is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?'.but then again she would have to be wearing tights and i'd have to be single.c'mon ladies tell us about the chat up lines you have had used on yourselfs
 

levets

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Chat up lines = load of bollocks.

The best way is to be normal, a bit cheeky and pay compliments (without being cheesy). And it helps if you're handsome like me.. ;-)

Worked thousands of time for me ;-)
 

MCFC-alan88

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There are very few funny female comedians, I'm not entirely sure why. The only one that comes straight to my mind is Victoria Wood.
 

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