How will you be getting a haircut for the foreseeable?

Had no problem living on my own thus far, but now need a haircut and its the first time I wish I lived with another person.

Gonna have to have a go at it in the next few days. I've had a pair of clippers for about 10 years as I used to have a skinhead, but don't want one now. I'm hamstrung even further by the fact I've lost all the attachments except #1, #3, and #6, so I'm gonna struggle to get any sort of fade.

Suspect I'll end up being a hat guy for a while.
 
I'm letting mine grow. I've always wanted to grow an Afro again but I could never be patient enough through the looking utterly homeless phase. I'd always take the bait and get a trim. I'm now fully committed to it - no trim since early March.

No excuses to not trim or neaten your beard though. Stop being lazy.
 
I’m going full caveman - no shave nor trim nor haircut, nothing, until we are out of this. Going to see what kind of mess I can get to.

Good man, me too. I think I look like Bill Oddie at the moment although I have also been referred to as Oliver Reed and Tony Slattery after his documentary
 
My hair was like a burst couch, only worse. I have fabulous hair, I think I've mentioned that before, but, it's really thick and if I miss a haircut it starts to develop a personality all of its own. It's like a fluffy big hat. The Mrs has been dropping subtle hints for a while, gems like. Your hair is fucking ridiculous. When we go to Asda can you wear a hat? Why don't you let me cut it, it's comic.

She ordered real hair dresser scissors and she watched a couple of YouTube tutorials and basically thought she was one more away from opening her own salon.

For two weeks after this barrage began, I finally decided to let her cut it. If it was medieval in appearance I would buzz the lot off for that, summer Nazi look. I sat in the garden in a chair in the sun, a tan was the most I hoped for.

Turns out she can cut hair, made a cracking job of it, and now I'm just waiting on a call from GQ for next month's front cover. Either that or Spanners Weekly.

I might get her to continue cutting it, and the money saved, can go toward starting up a loanshark operation focussing on the old and infirm. Easy money.
 

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