I am finally going to ask a woman to coffee

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  1. Thorin Oakenshield

    Thorin Oakenshield

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    So I am a single dad . I am single since 2016. It was a tough breakup. I felt a bit like how you feel after watching jaws , scared to go back in the water!
    For the last year a single mum has lived just 2 houses up. We barely ever talk, we only really chatted once about coronavirus! Our kids are practically best friends, her boy is in love with my daughter!
    For the last few days I have decided that I am going to ask this woman for a coffee. I am planning to approach her and say "hi Monica how are you?. Listen how long have you lived here?....well I have never really gotten to know you, I don't know much about you so would you like to have a coffee with me sometime? " That is what I am going to say.

    Now you are probably realize I don't ask many women out. I am a terrible mix of anti social and ugly! This woman is quite pretty, if a little heavy. I know she is single from her son saying she doesn't have a boyfriend. I am finally going to ask her because we don't really have any relationship as it stands so why the fuck not!

    Anyway thanks for reading. I am trying to big myself up for this.
     
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    Do it!
     
  3. mexico1970

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    Don't mention the "heavy" or worse still "Sturdy" observation ;)

    Good luck though and if you don't ask you will never find out bud.
     

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  4. Uncle Wally One Ball

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    Wishing you the best of luck. 15 weeks in she is probably gagging for a shag by now.
     
  5. Scottyboi

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    My balls have retracted reading this.
     
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    Pics so we can advise the correct course of action
     
  8. Ban-jani

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    You’d regret it a lot more if you never pluck up the courage to ask, than if you did and she said no.

    Go for it and good luck.
     
  9. Thorin Oakenshield

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    This is the part you won't believe. But there was once a pornstar named Sara Joy. She was German and an absolute beauty. She only did a handful of movies. I saw some of her scenes years ago and always remembered her.

    The incredible thing is the woman I want to ask to coffee is the spitting image of Sara Joy!! Just a little heavier. Seriously the comparison is staggering
     
  10. 1.618034

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    The problem being that her son might end up being in love with his step-sister...
     
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