I am sick of...

[j jay]

people calling me asking for donations.
A woman from the sperm bank called today and







wait for it








I gave her a right mouthful.....!!!

 

[Freestyler]

I recieved an invite to a sperm ejaculation society dinner for next week, i rang up and asked if there was a dress code, the bloke said no 'just come in your pants'

 

[dannybcity]

I had to go to hospital the other week due to erectile problems, but don't worry there's no problem....














...I discharged myself this morning.

 

[j jay]

LOL come in your pants funnn neee

 

[bluereddish]

Sperm donation is dearer than blood donation because its hand made