I can't decide...

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Either this blog is comedy genius or a monstrosity.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/

Check out 'God's hitlist'.

 

[Lancet Fluke]

Sadly I doubt it is a joke. Just another religious lunatic who should be labotomised.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

You would though...

Definite daddy issues that one.

The Masturbation article was quality!

The most important side-effects of masturbation include:

-For males:

Smaller Penis size
Lower sperm count
Hearing problems
Crooked penis
Mental problems
God hates you and you will never find a good woman
-For females:

Increased body hair
Painful period
Mental problems
God will send you to hell and everybody will know that you are a filthy slut

 

[Lancet Fluke]

You would though...

Definite daddy issues that one.

The Masturbation article was quality!

The most important side-effects of masturbation include:

-For males:

Smaller Penis size
Lower sperm count
Hearing problems
Crooked penis
Mental problems
God hates you and you will never find a good woman
-For females:

Increased body hair
Painful period
Mental problems
God will send you to hell and everybody will know that you are a filthy slut

You're right. I would happily sodomise her with my tiny crooked penis.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Ha haaa a message from Chuck Norris

<a class="postlink" href="http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/category/great-americans/republican-heroes/chuck-norris" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://ShelleyTheRepublican.com/categor ... uck-norris</a>

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Sad, sad little woman.

It actually scares me when I think what must go through these people's heads. What sad little lives they must lead to hate and wish death on so many people.


As a side note, She might as well just replace "God" with her name on "God's Hit List".

 

[Anonymous]

The best kind of right wing religious nutters are also republicans

Is she fit? I can't find a photo.

 

[Lucky13]

Very disappointed with the blonde terrorist section.

 

[BimboBob]

"Punish all people who play or watch soccer"

She had my vote right up until this bit...