I had an erection for three weeks

[aguero93:20]

This is @snorky isn't it? I thought he'd gone quiet for a bit.

Although my erection is smaller than it was three weeks ago

Can't be Snorky.

 

[mayo31]

Sounds a right twat

He has an open relationship yet risks it all and now it has brought him closer to his partner

The partner must be a right mug

Or

The guardian is replacing the sunday sport

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Cock and bull story I reckon

Might not be a lot of bull, but there seems to be plenty of cock!

 

[dickie davies]

If that had happened to me they'd be treating me for tennis elbow

 

[Damocles]

I had a massive erection the other day but once they finished the chimney they had to take it down

 

[mat]

Pictures will not, repeat NOT, be necessary in this case.

 

[Threeinarow]

He's had a hard 3 weeks...

 

[hammocity]

He could use it to rest his mobile on, ultimate hands free device.

My mate was telling me about his son who is 12 years old and going through puberty. Amongst him and his mates when they all of a sudden get a stiffy they call it a “NRB” apparently “ no reason boner” they’ll learn.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'll bet he never once rolled out bed in that 3 weeks

 

[Barcon]

I had one for most of my 20’s