I had an erection for three weeks

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  1. aguero93:20

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  2. mayo31

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    Sounds a right twat

    He has an open relationship yet risks it all and now it has brought him closer to his partner

    The partner must be a right mug

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    The guardian is replacing the sunday sport
     
  3. Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

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  4. dickie davies

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    oh please do fuck off
    If that had happened to me they'd be treating me for tennis elbow
     
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  5. Damocles

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    I had a massive erection the other day but once they finished the chimney they had to take it down
     
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  7. Mada-MCFC-adaM

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    He's had a hard 3 weeks...
     
  8. hammocity

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    He could use it to rest his mobile on, ultimate hands free device.

    My mate was telling me about his son who is 12 years old and going through puberty. Amongst him and his mates when they all of a sudden get a stiffy they call it a “NRB” apparently “ no reason boner” they’ll learn.
     
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  9. I'll bet he never once rolled out bed in that 3 weeks
     
  10. Barcon

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    I had one for most of my 20’s
     
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