I just hit my girlfriend

[SS117]

She took it to far & needed to get a crack to teach her a lesson.

Well done!

 

[BlueStar1978]

(So I hit my girlfriend today. 2 hours ago.) - ( I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't gone to the police or anything)

Did she run out of the house before she got hit?

 

[glen quagmire]

(So I hit my girlfriend today. 2 hours ago.) - ( I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't gone to the police or anything)

Did she run out of the house before she got hit?

Well spotted!

 

[Kakhaber Tskhadadze K.O.T.A.]

(So I hit my girlfriend today. 2 hours ago.) - ( I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't gone to the police or anything)

Did she run out of the house before she got hit?

are you Lieutenant Columbo ?

 

[BlueStar1978]

(So I hit my girlfriend today. 2 hours ago.) - ( I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't gone to the police or anything)

Did she run out of the house before she got hit?

are you Lieutenant Columbo ?

I'll asking the questions thanks you very much.......

 

[MATCITY]

(So I hit my girlfriend today. 2 hours ago.) - ( I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't gone to the police or anything)

Did she run out of the house before she got hit?

are you Lieutenant Columbo ?

no but his wife loves you

 

[Maintainin]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPboeNKMngc[/youtube][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6onrfJJe_-I[/youtube]

 

[Vassell]

One good thing came out of this post again...I was reminded of the greatness of the Fresh Prince :D

 

[ConnorD110]

You utter dick ! I was so intrigued by the story aswell ! Cracking post though :P

 

[Santiago Street]

I have no idea why this is funny, even the "punchline" doesn't seem to tie in with the story.

I need a line by line explanation

There is no link. It's isn't witty or clever or anything. It's quite funny though. The idea is that you start with something really harrowing, then turn it upside down by ending it with theme song lyrics from an American shitcom.

OK, thanks Stuuuu