I keep getting stared at

[daveduke67]

you twat i brush my teeth

Yeah - with the bog brush judging by your breath!!

:-P

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

I'm only 15 but go to the match on my own. I sit in the South Stand and generally it's great except for one thing.

There's a guy sits next to me who I can't stop staring at. He is so fucking ugly I just can't help myself. He keeps catching me staring and I'm worried he thinks I fancy him as he always gives me a creepy smile through his yellow crooked teeth (that's the few that he has left). His hair is manky - its stinks of shit and it matted to fuck. His nose has more hair hanging out of it that his arse probably does. His nails are like talons and are cracked and full of dirt. Add to that the fact that he stinks of piss and stale smoke and his clothes are like they've not been washed since he bought them thirty years ago and you have a rather unpleasant neighbour.

Should I move or report to him to Mr Fletcher - as technically he is a health and safety risk - and get the smelly old tramp moved?







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beat you to it Glen ;-)

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Amazingly, you have caught a few with this! It wasn't even intended on being a fishing trip!

Or perhaps there is a hint of sarcasm...

 

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

Amazingly, you have caught a few with this! It wasn't even intended on being a fishing trip!

Or perhaps there is a hint of sarcasm...

Oh, that old nutshell?

 

[wayne71]

Amazingly, you have caught a few with this! It wasn't even intended on being a fishing trip!

Or perhaps there is a hint of sarcasm...

Oh, that old nutshell?

Its a chestnut dear.

 

[Dzeko's Right Boot]

Or perhaps there is a hint of sarcasm...

Oh, that old nutshell?

Its a chestnut dear.

This is a good lesson on how to look like a dick on Bluemoon, isn't it?

 

[baldmosher]

Oh, that old nutshell?

Its a chestnut dear.

This is a good lesson on how to look like a dick on Bluemoon, isn't it?

Actually,

 

[eaststand109]

I feel for you mate. I've got a guy next to me who talks to me through the whole game, I don't even know who he is!

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Genius !!! take a bow that man. nearly choked on my afternoon brew.

 

[daveduke67]

I feel for you mate. I've got a guy next to me who talks to me through the whole game, I don't even know who he is!

Have you seen the ' I sit next to a right miserable bastard who I've tried my best to talk to but just ignores me' thread?

:-)