I know they're rags but....

[J.G.Blue.]

Just look at them strawberry-blonde locks of curly goodness ebbing and flowing in the face of adversity. A man of the people for the people and if it wasn't for his affiliation to the dark side he could have progressed on to greater things than the mere musical.

Grande Mick, genial vocalista!

Bit like Toyah Willcox without the tits.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

My dad’s a United fan.

In his defence he’s only an armchair red, he is from Salford and his real passion is rugby league.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Would you tho ?

At a push.

 

[Mozzer]

Bit like Toyah Willcox without the tits.

..... looks, charisma, talent, soul......

 

[BLUEYESTU]

My Dad is a red and he’s the best fucking bloke I’ve ever known!


Except for the times when United beat City then he gets Mum to ring me so he can take the piss. For a brief few minutes he’s a twat but I get over it :)

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Bit like Toyah Willcox without the tits.

Its a mystery

 

[BringBackSwales]

Rachel Riley, horrible smug rag ****

 

[Lavinda Past]

Rachel Riley, horrible smug rag ****

This is the sort of bump that I appreciate.

Carlo Doberman... she's another smug rag ****

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Most of the above mentioned ' reds ' are only ' reds ' so as they can better their media and showbiz standing, by following the lemmings they are part of the ' in ' crowd. I doubt most of them would know old trafford cricket ground from the football ground .

 

[BringBackSwales]

This is the sort of bump that I appreciate.

Carlo Doberman... she's another smug rag ****

Doberman lol, is she from Essex too?