InvisibleMan
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 31 Jul 2008
- Messages
- 113
Fuck it, i can't fight it no longer. From now on i'm only fucking fat girls. A fat girl doesn't care if you own your own house or not, a fat girl doesn't give a fuck if you drive an expensive car, or even drive. She won't moan at you if you haven't got a job or if your job doesn't pay well. A fat girl won't expect to be treated like a princess, she won't sulk and woman and moan when she doesn't get her own way, she won't play stupid games with you to try and get you to like her even more than you already do. She won't ask you to go to IKEA and look at furniture or whatever the fuck it is they sell there, she won't expect you walk the dog, take out the rubbish, have a shave or a wash or trim your bollock hair. She won't look at gays in catalogues and ask you to dress like them. She won't expect you to wear a shirt when you go out. She doesn't give a fuck about how much you earn or how many people you had to fire last week. She doesn't want to hear about how many qualifications you have. She doesn't give a fuck if you like to get pissed out of your head, go to the chippy and watch a bit of football with the lads. She'll even let you fuck her up the arse. Because all a fat girl wants is your love and your cock.
You can quietly masterbate in front of the PC at night confident that a fat girl won't cry when she sees you hammering one out over Roccos best butt fucks 7. You can tell her you think all her mates are sluttly little attention seeking bints who dress like slags out of a porno movie and she won't give a shit. Because a fat girl just wants your love. She just wants a bit of care and a bit of attention.
A fat girl won't moan at you about her rent, she won't expect you to contribute towards her dream of becoming Victoria Beckham. She won't sit down at a dinner table drinking wine and talking about the future. She'll even let you spunk on her face whilst you call her a dirty fat whore even though she knows you'd rather be fucking her slim little 16 yr old sister up the arse. Because all a fat girl wants is you.
She don't mind you playing on your new ps3, messing about on the internet, going out in your car, having a few drinks with the lads. She don't care if she has to come and pick you up from the police station. She aint bothered that you drink loads, or dabble with a few illegal items of recreational use. She don't care about your past or your future. She just wants your love...and a little bit of her time now and again.
You don't even have to work hard to impress a fat girl. Jeans, a top and a quick spray of deodrant and she's happy. None of this going out for a meal business, or trips to waterfalls in the far east, culture and books and the theatre. A fat girl is just happy to have some company even if it's a few cans of Stella, a McDonalds and a weekend at your dead Aunts old house whilst it's still on the market.
Fat girls don't give a fuck about lifes guidleines. A fat girl just wants to be loved, fucked and talked to now and again. Congratulation fat girls - i like you.
You can quietly masterbate in front of the PC at night confident that a fat girl won't cry when she sees you hammering one out over Roccos best butt fucks 7. You can tell her you think all her mates are sluttly little attention seeking bints who dress like slags out of a porno movie and she won't give a shit. Because a fat girl just wants your love. She just wants a bit of care and a bit of attention.
A fat girl won't moan at you about her rent, she won't expect you to contribute towards her dream of becoming Victoria Beckham. She won't sit down at a dinner table drinking wine and talking about the future. She'll even let you spunk on her face whilst you call her a dirty fat whore even though she knows you'd rather be fucking her slim little 16 yr old sister up the arse. Because all a fat girl wants is you.
She don't mind you playing on your new ps3, messing about on the internet, going out in your car, having a few drinks with the lads. She don't care if she has to come and pick you up from the police station. She aint bothered that you drink loads, or dabble with a few illegal items of recreational use. She don't care about your past or your future. She just wants your love...and a little bit of her time now and again.
You don't even have to work hard to impress a fat girl. Jeans, a top and a quick spray of deodrant and she's happy. None of this going out for a meal business, or trips to waterfalls in the far east, culture and books and the theatre. A fat girl is just happy to have some company even if it's a few cans of Stella, a McDonalds and a weekend at your dead Aunts old house whilst it's still on the market.
Fat girls don't give a fuck about lifes guidleines. A fat girl just wants to be loved, fucked and talked to now and again. Congratulation fat girls - i like you.
