BWTAC
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*singingtheblues* said:
Fuckwittery is mine.
I think I have killed my girlfriends dog.
- Thread starter Stillsy
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Fuckwittery is mine.
*singingtheblues*
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BWTAC said:
Autistic fuckwit, possibly?
paphos-mcfc
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Shouldn't this be merged with the dog turd thread?
Sparkys-Army
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I still want to know if it can play bloody pool! Get some videos up showing some canine trickshots and i'll edit it for you.
Kenney_The_Blue
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What a fucked up thread
ali benarbia's studs
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Stillsy said:
did you give it the "hind-lick" maneuver under the pool table until she puked her ring up!?
never had you down as a canine scat fetish under a pool table kinda guy!
Prestwich_Blue
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Why drag that thread down to this level?paphos-mcfc said:
Jack the lad CTID
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Was it one of these?
BooksReject
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'Give chocolate to loved ones, and you could end up poisoning them. That is, if the loved one is your pet dog.
Even small amounts of Theo bromine, an ingredient in chocolate, can cause vomiting and restlessness in pets. Larger doses can be fatal. While most pet owners expect a dog to develop an upset stomach after eating a large amount of chocolate, few realize its danger or toxic potential.
The lethal dose of Theo bromine depends on the size of the dog and the type of chocolate. Ounce for ounce, baking chocolate has six to nine times as much of the substance as milk chocolate does.
Estimates of the smallest amounts that can be fatal are:
4 ounces of milk chocolate or 1/2 ounce of baking chocolate for small dogs, such as Chihuahuas and toy poodles.
8 ounces of milk chocolate or 2 ounces of baking chocolate for medium-sized dogs, like cocker spaniels and dachshunds.
8 ounces of milk chocolate or 4 ounces of baking chocolate for large dogs, including collies and Labrador retrievers.
Cats have much different eating habits and seldom are poisoned by chocolate.
While a very small amount of chocolate may not harm some dogs, it's safest to avoid giving it to them at all. If an accident occurs, a veterinarian should be consulted. Treatment may require inducing vomiting, stabilizing the animal's heartbeat and respiration, controlling seizures and slowing the absorption of Theo bromine. If the animal already is comatose, its stomach may need to be pumped.'
You are a very lucky boy :)
Even small amounts of Theo bromine, an ingredient in chocolate, can cause vomiting and restlessness in pets. Larger doses can be fatal. While most pet owners expect a dog to develop an upset stomach after eating a large amount of chocolate, few realize its danger or toxic potential.
The lethal dose of Theo bromine depends on the size of the dog and the type of chocolate. Ounce for ounce, baking chocolate has six to nine times as much of the substance as milk chocolate does.
Estimates of the smallest amounts that can be fatal are:
4 ounces of milk chocolate or 1/2 ounce of baking chocolate for small dogs, such as Chihuahuas and toy poodles.
8 ounces of milk chocolate or 2 ounces of baking chocolate for medium-sized dogs, like cocker spaniels and dachshunds.
8 ounces of milk chocolate or 4 ounces of baking chocolate for large dogs, including collies and Labrador retrievers.
Cats have much different eating habits and seldom are poisoned by chocolate.
While a very small amount of chocolate may not harm some dogs, it's safest to avoid giving it to them at all. If an accident occurs, a veterinarian should be consulted. Treatment may require inducing vomiting, stabilizing the animal's heartbeat and respiration, controlling seizures and slowing the absorption of Theo bromine. If the animal already is comatose, its stomach may need to be pumped.'
You are a very lucky boy :)
johnmc
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I used to believe Stillsy was genuine :(