I think I have killed my girlfriends dog.

[rushts]

Hitler? Leibnitz? Ferdinand Porsche? Horst Buchholz?

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.


(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to arrange a fight behind Carpetrite tomorrow after its shut. Joke ruining, intentional or not, isnot acceptable.

Go for somewhere neutral like DFS.

 

[Blue Mist]

Fair do's. I hereby challenge hackney slim to knuckles behind the DFS shop in town. No excuses (got to be in by 8, mam wont let me stay out etc etc)
The winner gets the joke.


Sorry got to go now, me mam says it's way past my bed time and I've got school ergh college in the morning.

 

[hackneyslim]

No I have just googled it, it was Beethoven. He can't even be arsed finishing that symphony, lazy sod.


(and by the way you spoilt my punchline, you were meant to sensibly post Karl Heinz Rumminegge ? and I was going to reply...no I was thinking of Hitler. So thanks very much.)

There's only one thing for it. You're going to have to arrange a fight behind Carpetrite tomorrow after its shut. Joke ruining, intentional or not, isnot acceptable.

Go for somewhere neutral like DFS.

KHR was my next guess, honest. Anyway, I can't make Carpetrite tomorrow as I live about 1000 miles away and I am a big pussy. Please accept my apologies in the meantime.

But it was Schubert, not Beethoven.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Make sure you wait longer than half an hour for him, you know what the traffic can get like.

 

[Bibinho]

Some right tea bags on here, why the fuck would anyone give a fredo to a dog, was he licking it off your bellend as your missus was away!

Inconsiderate arsehole!

 

[Chris in London]

Is this right? The OP gave the dog a box of chocolate frogs and now it's croaked?

 

[royle]

Is this right? The OP gave the dog a box of chocolate frogs and now it's croaked?

No,Josh Blue gave Stilsey a BJ behind Halfords and he choked.

 

[Crouchinho]

Although the thread is a windup, I don't think the OP is going to Winalot of fans

 

[Stillsy]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

 

[Pigeonho]

Josh please explain to me as potentially a future moderated of this forum why on earth I would come to meet you for a fight?

Cos you're Die_Hard and you like to die hard?