I'd like to ask our resident jocks how they make perfect porridge ?

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  1. BlueMoonRisin'

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    See thread title.
     
  2. aguero93:20

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    Leave it soaking in milk in the fridge overnight and cook on the hob, add seasoning to suit taste.
     
  3. Magicpole

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    Don’t tell anybody, because if you do I will be put on trial for treason, I don’t like porridge.

    I will find out how it’s done the Scottish way, which doesn’t include sugar I am afraid.
     
  4. snorky

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    Stop putting your dick into it for a start you wrongun.
     
  5. 2sheikhs

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    Probably deep fried in batter.
     
  6. Just buy it ffs
     
  7. waspish

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    Those packets the syrup ones are the business
     
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  8. snorky

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    Jocks won't pay for it.
     
  9. BlueMoonRisin'

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    WTF, you don't like portidge MP?

    I've been eating it 6 mornings a week for months. I thought I'd ask you caber tossers as my Scottish mate Jimmy once made me a bowl. He made it with water and salt. It just needed a couple of rolls of wallpaper to accompany it. And he also cooked me belly pork for breckie. I think it was fattier from that one of the Viz fats slags.
     
  10. urban genie

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    What the fuck has Quakers got to do with the scots?
     

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