If football managers were zoo animals...

[sir baconface]

...what would you write on their cage sign? I’ll start with yesterday’s opponent.

Species: Dychosaurus

Appearance: Ginger. Long coat in winter.

Habitat: Mostly Pennines but may be found at football grounds countrywide.

Diet: Gravel

Sound: Gruff whine.

Temperament: Generally defensive, seeking the safety of numbers, but dangerous when aroused by the sound of money.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

....saurus in a fooking zoo.

who owns it?

WU TANG?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Steve the bumblebee Bruce, get s fucking battered by his missus black n Blue...... which eventually turn piss yellow by the time he s back on TV doing post match interviews.

 

[Aba452]

Players wise, my Planet of the Apes XI must include Monkey man Peter Reid and Gareth bananas Bale. Captain Caveman Dyche would want Martin Keown and Andy elbows Carroll.

A Big Unit's XI Southall Elephant man Bruce Fatty Shaw Razor Ruddock our own Jamie Pollock fried chicken Barnes Jan the balloon Molby big David White match managed by .... fatty Moss!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Steve the bumblebee Bruce, get s fucking battered by his missus black n Blue...... which eventually turn piss yellow by the time he s back on TV doing post match interviews.

Bruce is in the elephant house surely?

 

[sir baconface]

....saurus in a fooking zoo.

who owns it?

WU TANG?

You never heard of Jurassic Park?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Mourinho - a snake. Do not touch, poisonous.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Tony Pullis....Chameleon, undergoes a complete change in appearance when moved around between Zoo's.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

David Moyes - Wildebeest
This wondering animal was at at a zoo near to Knowsley Safari Park for 10 years before heading off to a new zoo in Stretford. However, after 9 months he was heavily wounded and spent rehabilitation in Spain and then Sunderland where again he was wounded further in both zoos.
After a while out of public view, he has settled in well for his second spell at a zoo in the East End of London.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Klippity would be in the giraffe house making it stink even more!