If I saw a tenner on the pavement...

[bluemonday]

... I don't think I'd even bother picking it up. A million quid feels like a months salary to me now for some strange reason.
I just can't put my finger on it. Christ knows what's got me thinking this way.

 

[PaleBlue]

Lost me there fella, hope I'm walking behind you at the time.

 

[NPBlue]

I'll pick it up and send it to Old Trafford.

They need it.

But I'd wipe it on my arse first.

 

[The Invisible_Man]

I'd beat you all with a brick for that tenner to tell the truth.

 

[Fourinarow]

I'd hand it in at the nearest shop saying someone has dropped it.

 

[kingdoneg]

I lost a tenner today. So If anyone finds it, please return it to me.

Thanks

 

[coggie]

I'll pick it up and send it to Old Trafford.

They need it.

But I'd wipe it on my arse first.

obsessed

 

[Dakovich]

well i`d trouser the fucker,
a tenner`s a tenner!!

 

[Blue4ever85]

well i`d trouser the fucker,
a tenner`s a tenner!!

Yeah that one tbh, unless there's someone around who looks like they just dropped it or something.

 

[kippax neil]

I lost a tenner today. So If anyone finds it, please return it to me.

Thanks

That's funny I found one.

If you can remember the serial number I'll return it.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

Lost me there fella, hope I'm walking behind you at the time.

steamer :)

 

[mancity89]

Please give kindly this is uniteds transfer funds

 

[mcfc.macca]

Straight in my sky rocket! thats 3 pints a bag of crisp and 4 tunes on the jukebox!!!